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Thread: Joke: Van der merwe

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    Talking Joke: Van der merwe

    A Priest was seated next to Van Der Merwe on a flight to Brakpan.

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    Van Der Merwe asked for a Rum and Coke, which was brought and placed
    before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
    than let liquor touch my lips."

    Van Der Merwe then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me
    too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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    ROFLOLPIMP! GREAT! Thanks Farquaon!
    Et tu, Brute?

    I came, I saw, I couldn't believe my eyes!

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    good one!!!!
    Forget Health Food .... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get!

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    LOL! Sweeeet!

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    hello
    "Om iewers te kom in die lewe moet jy jou sokkies optrek, of jou panties aftrek"

    "BESLUIT MAAR SELF WATTER EEN BETER IS"

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    Havn't heard a good van der merwe joke in quite a while... thanx for that one.

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    we neen more jokes!! - 1 isnt enough!
    Too Damn Duidelik!

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    Ok looking on my cell phone quickly for more jokes (I never remember them or get the punchlines wrong) but only had some naughty ones left on the phone, so instead a quote sms'd to me by a friend:

    The older I get the more I realise that I should never dance naked to music, because my body has parts that are deaf and don't stop when the music does!
    Forget Health Food .... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get!

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    Am I stretching the boundaries here?

    (pre verdict)

    Michael Jackson has sacked his Chinese lawyer stating that he could adversely affect the verdict. Mr Poke um-young feels Michael is over reacting!
    Forget Health Food .... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get!

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    Larry La Prise who wrote the song "hokey pokey" has died aged 93. Traumatic part was putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in ... and then the @#&^&%$ trouble started!
    Forget Health Food .... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get!

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    Two dyslexic bank robbers walk into a bank shouting "hands in the air mother stickers this is a F**k up"!

    (blush now am going to duck for a while )
    Forget Health Food .... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get!

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