SAPS List of crimes
saps.gov.za/_dynamicModules/internetsite/crimestop.asp
Wow. These are now considered crimes.
Cricket matches
Church service
Prayer
Music festivals
Go have a look at the "What offence was committed / is planned ?" dropdown. SAPS has got the clean up their databases.
Last edited by Beylie; 18-10-2012 at 10:59 AM.
Hahahaha, one of the items on the list is "association with Nigerian citizens". Wow, that's a crime?
They have soccer matches there too.Originally Posted by Beylie
http://www.saps.gov.za/_dynamicModul.../crimestop.asp
Wow. These are now considered crimes.
Cricket matches
Church service
Prayer
Music festivals
Go have a look at the "What offence was committed / is planned ?" dropdown. SAPS has got the clean up their databases.
I think that sport played in a forbidden area can be a crime - Same goes for illegal music gatherings?
I believe posters are recognised by their sig... so I made one.
"Broadcast of Speech" - Would they arrest JZ / JuJu?
It is a crime against humanity after all ...
Haha,
"Game" and "Games" are two separate crimes.
classic!!!besit van dwelms
"It's Legendary wait for it ....dary!!!"
Haha Kiteflying.
for the <3 of STOLICHNAYA!!!!!
Rossiyskaya Federatsiya
Read the very last one on the list, that is right boys:
"YEAR END FUNCTION"
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."
Oooo... Could have immense fun with this site tbh.
Lol a few gems:
Talent Show
A Visit (Report pesky in-laws who come round Christmas)
Visit by the MEC (lol)
Suspected Witchcraft (Seriously?)
Prayer (Damn church-goers are breaking the law!)
Attempted Suicide (Better make sure you get it right the first time)
Suicide (Turns out you get a criminal record anyway)
This site is pure gold
You dare doubt the teachings of science!? Blasphemy!
LOLLol a few gems:
Talent Show
A Visit (Report pesky in-laws who come round Christmas)
Visit by the MEC (lol)
Suspected Witchcraft (Seriously?)
Prayer (Damn church-goers are breaking the law!)
Attempted Suicide (Better make sure you get it right the first time)
Suicide (Turns out you get a criminal record anyway
This site is pure gold
yep, they even "arrest" your corpse... I know with the train accident deaths they even put your body in a sack & "arrest" you, then your family must come bail you out for burialLol a few gems:
Talent Show
A Visit (Report pesky in-laws who come round Christmas)
Visit by the MEC (lol)
Suspected Witchcraft (Seriously?)
Prayer (Damn church-goers are breaking the law!)
Attempted Suicide (Better make sure you get it right the first time)
Suicide (Turns out you get a criminal record anyway
This site is pure gold
LOL - you can get done for suspected witchcraft, but not actual witchcraft.
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood
Omg too funny. That brightened my morning
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