It was a long and miserable weekend for the cops. Many lay awake at night, dreaming about chocolate sprinkles and vanilla icing…
There was much arguing and general grumpiness amongst the Force when Monday came along. The pigs sat huddled in a corner, trying to decide what to do to catch the donut thieves.
“You know…” the one said to the other, “That Helghast character never seems to be around… Look, he is ROUND, but never AROUND…” They nodded in a disinterested way. “Actually” said another, “that’s a good point, maybe he has something to hide?”
They let that thought marinade over them for a moment. At that exact moment, Helghast skipped into the office. “Wassup peoples!?”
“Okay, that’s it. Way too happy for my liking! Let’s do it…” they cried.
They placed a paper bag over Helghast’s head and pushed him out into the street. Unfortunately, they pushed him into the path of an incoming bus and Helghast was crushed.
“Oh, well that’s unfortunate.” The one said. They were about to dump his body in the river, when they discovered his Medical Alert ID bracelet. It read: “Severe pastry allergy”
“Whoops, seems we were mistaken…”
HELGHAST LYNCHED
ALIGNMENT: TOWN
ROLE: VANILLA
Night will last for 24 hours from now.
Deadline for night actions is therefore - 12:00 Aug 30.
If all action are received before deadline, night may end quicker.
IT IS NOW NIGHT. NO POSTING IN THE GAME THREAD. YOU MAY COMMUNICATE AT NIGHT IF YOUR ROLE ALLOWS YOU TO DO SO
If you can read this, then good for you.
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GforceD was skipping down the street on his way home, stopping to smell the occasional flower. As he stooped over to pick the petals off a sunflower, he noticed a pamphlet lying on the floor:
“Are you a policeman? Have you been craving Delicious Donuts? Why not head down to Daring Dan’s Delicious Donut Deli?!? Located at the end of the alleyway, next to the old Brothel”
“Oh yippee!” GforceD exclaimed. “I have so been craving donuts!” He skipped merrily down the dark and dingy alleyway, with blissful thoughts of the yumminess to come. If only he realised that he was skipping towards his doom.
At the end of the alley, lying on a plate, lay one single donut. A sign above it read “Free”.
“Today is my day!” though GforceD. As he was munching into the donut, he started to feel faint. The world gradually shifted out of focus and he fell into a coma. He was then eaten by alley cats.
GFORCED KILLED
ALINGMENT - TOWN
ROLE - COP
It is now Day 4.
Deadline is 72 hours from now: 1st September 16:30
If you can read this, then good for you.
##Vote S_M
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
Meh fsck it im naive or i realy suck as cop(both options equally possible) investigated czc got town
New EAE Coming soon !!!!!
Nicci investigation result ?
New EAE Coming soon !!!!!
WHAT THE FSCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?
The box said "requires Windows7 or better" so I installed Linux.
Seriously you guys are idiots, glad you lynched me.
Cowboy's never cry
As a wise man once said, men are from Mars and women like penis.
Why did we vote of Helghast over S_M or czc?!?
The box said "requires Windows7 or better" so I installed Linux.
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