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    As the new season of Spartacus starts 27 January, let's commemorate the most violent, most explicitly sexy series known to man, with it's epicly unforgettable one-liners.

    - Words fall from your mouth like s*** from a**.
    - I make fair offer, yet you produce c*** to piss upon me.
    - Don't take man too early for he might greatly bruise your petals.
    - On what grounds does Tallius expect me to spread me cheeks and endure deeper ramming?
    - And so he shrinks, like frightened c***.
    - Fail and I will have you parted from your c***s!
    - You kiss my cheek, only to finger my a**?
    - Darling, you must spend coins to receive coins.

    and of course:

    - There is but one path...we kill them all!
    Last edited by BLIXEMPIE; 10-01-2012 at 01:33 PM.

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    Batiatus had the best one-liners. "Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fscking ass!".
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    No wonder they call it "Greek"

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    A gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fscks it. Every time he enters the arena, he slides his cock into the mouth of the beast.

    Hmm no sign of disease or deformity, therefore the fault is not with the flesh, but with the bitch.
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    Haha, I also loved the insults and colloquialisms.
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    I am sad that the original star had to up and die on us... Took a bit of getting used to, but I thought he played the role really well.

    Cant wait for this to come out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abzo View Post
    No wonder they call it "Greek"
    Aren't they Romans?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BLIXEMPIE View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by satanboy View Post
    Aren't they Romans?

    Lol i don't know. Actually wanted to say "maybe they should call it "Roman" instead of "Greek""

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