I just sat in the reverse cowgirl position on the toilet seat.

[DrYes]

Is there a "push" pedal?

Pooper Scooter

[fewl]

It actually feels good. Try it. You can rest your arms on the cistern if you like. Just make sure you locked the door and have proper aiming skills. No one likes brown stains.

This is the future. A plate of sandwiches and a beer on the cistern...install a mount for my tablet...it's like a study you can poop in

[porn$tar]

This is the future. A plate of sandwiches and a beer on the cistern...install a mount for my tablet...it's like a study you can poop in

Why not just build a portable pot you can use in front of your PC?

[grantza]

It actually feels good. Try it. You can rest your arms on the cistern if you like. Just make sure you locked the door and have proper aiming skills. No one likes brown stains.

Ninja - that position is indeed quite sublime !!!

have you tried the "lateral knees-up" ?

depending on the size of the room, you sit sideways, leaning your back on one wall & feet kicked up against the other wall (similar to how you sit at your desk in the office).
All the while your poopy hole is dipped slightly into the water of the bowl.
You will find the dipping is soothing & prevents "splashback"

[samr1wp]

Why not just build a portable pot you can use in front of your PC?

then you must sit literally in the *** the whole time for playing games

[porn$tar]

Ninja - that position is indeed quite sublime !!!

have you tried the "lateral knees-up" ?

depending on the size of the room, you sit sideways, leaning your back on one wall & feet kicked up against the other wall (similar to how you sit at your desk in the office).
All the while your poopy hole is dipped slightly into the water of the bowl.
You will the dipping is both soothing & prevents "splashback"

An extension of the "farting just below the water-line for maximum acoustic effect" bath-time game?

[themba990]

Ha ha ha classic

[Ninja'd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse...8South_Park%29

Clyde Donovan unintentionally leaves the toilet seat up, causing his mother, Betsy, to punish him in front of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. This embarrasses Clyde, who asks the guys not to tell anyone. Cartman nonetheless tells the entire class the next day, while Butters is dumbfounded to learn that everyone sits on the toilet facing away from the tank, as he has been sitting facing it, in order to use the tank as a shelf for reading material and drinks.

And that's when I realised that I was Butters.

Anyways South Park is BACK! Can't wait to watch this episode.

[BLIXEMPIE]

Doing this reverse cowgirl crapping thing... Doesn't it leave crap stains against the bowl, since the front side of the bowl is curved backwards. Crapping against the front of the bowl means your crap hits the bowl and slides slowly down into the water below. This sliding effect should in essence leave a long crap stain against the bowl.

[APoc184]

Doing this reverse cowgirl crapping thing... Doesn't it leave crap stains against the bowl, since the front side of the bowl is curved backwards. Crapping against the front of the bowl means your crap hits the bowl and slides slowly down into the water below. This sliding effect should in essence leave a long crap stain against the bowl.

Depending on the weight and density you can also expect a long squeaky sound as it slides down into the water bowl

[Jase]

Ninja - that position is indeed quite sublime !!!

have you tried the "lateral knees-up" ?

depending on the size of the room, you sit sideways, leaning your back on one wall & feet kicked up against the other wall (similar to how you sit at your desk in the office).
All the while your poopy hole is dipped slightly into the water of the bowl.
You will find the dipping is soothing & prevents "splashback"

This could be interesting and soothing for those ring sting chili binge days ... I am going to try that next time! (I might add some calamine lotion or some other soothing ointment prior to squatting).

[wily me]

I just sat in the reverse cowgirl position on the toilet seat.

It actually feels good. Try it. You can rest your arms on the cistern if you like. Just make sure you locked the door and have proper aiming skills. No one likes brown stains.

For how long??

[abzo]

Just saw South Park S16E01

[simm_card]

Just saw South Park S16E01

Nice little stand for your chocolate milk hahahaha Butters.