36 year old virgin with 14 kids

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http://gawker.com/5876650/famous-por...ear+old-virgin

We weren't the only ones simultaneously grossed out by and fascinated with human DNA factory Trent Arsenault—the prolific DIY sperm donor who happens to be a prolific amateur porn star. He's going to be on Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show tomorrow, where he'll admit to being a 36-year-old virgin with more than a dozen kids.

In this preview clip, Arsenault, who's been under fire from the FDA to shut down his one-man sperm bank, reiterates that he's a "donorsexual"—that is, all his sexual energy is devoted to donating sperm (and populating his Xtube site with videos of himself masturbating into a cup). "I don't have other activity outside of that," he said. "I will probably be the 40 year-old virgin but I will have 15-plus kids." Don't you love science?

ABC is really milking (ahem) this Trent Arsenault thing. Last week they published his special blueberry "fertility smoothie" recipe in honor of a 20/20 appearance. Maybe next week they'll give him a cooking show.

Here is the recipe:

Fertility Smoothie

Blueberries, organic (4.4 oz)
Banana, organic (1 medium-size, peeled)
Pineapple, fresh (one-tenth of a pineapple)
Cherries, frozen or fresh (5 medium-size)
Flax seed, organic, ground in coffee grinder (2 tbsp) or flax oil, organic (1 tsp)
Almond milk, organic (3/4 cup)
Cow milk, raw, organic, whole or skim (3/4 cup) or skim
Cocoa powder, raw, organic (1/2 tbsp)
Honey, raw, local, organic, and/or Manuka honey, organic (1/2 tsp total)
Lemon juice, organic (1 medium-size lemon, squeezed)
Vanilla bean powder, raw, organic (1/4 tsp)
Kiwi, peeled, organic (1 medium-size)
Cinnamon, raw, organic, ground (pinch)

Instructions: Blend for about 20 seconds in a regular blender. Fruits can be substituted when in season or locally available , such as blueberries with raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, etc. Drink twice daily: once in the morning, before exercise, and once in the evening. Eat one hour before donating sperm to provide hydration and fructose for seminal fluid.

Mandatory comment: What's next? A pregnant virgin?

[porn$tar]

Why would any woman want her kids to look like him?

[SinghDude]

Why not ?