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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefanmuller View Post
    Just whip it out and hope she gets the picture?
    Oh, sorry, you said "ask". My bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefanmuller View Post
    Oh, sorry, you said "ask". My bad.
    But that's an inquisition waiting to be answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rorz0r View Post
    Ask her "does this smell like chloroform to you?". Works every time!
    Question was "how to ask", not "how to take".
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizo911 View Post
    I just go forward and land a kiss, smooth sailing from there
    were you not the one who said you were not into girls???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChilliGirl View Post
    were you not the one who said you were not into girls???
    /hears bitchslap from here....
    Celine: "i think you are 2 sarmies short of a picnic basket."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyD View Post
    /hears bitchslap from here....
    You know me so well by now
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Librarian View Post
    Can see it in my mind's eye:Chilligirl's Compoota Factorie - Alle Compoota's Repaired Or Fixxited at Bargain Prices Notte to be Sneezed atte

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    tell some girl you're a virgin. back off a little when she decides to teach you about the birds and the bees, allow her to get her way eventually. you could play this game with several different girls, provided they don't know each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsume View Post
    Does anyone else think this is actually bigweezy and he decided to create one account to ask about engineering at wits another to ask about sex at varsity
    Bahahahahahahaha!
    "A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own."
    Tweet tweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khanya View Post
    Welcome. Just say "wanna have fun". She'll understand!
    Khanya, I thought you were... you know..... in the same position as the OP?
    "The night is dark and full of turnips"

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    Quote Originally Posted by copacetic View Post
    Mind you, let's not forget the eternal rule of the universe that says 'the fancier the car, the smaller the wang'.
    That is something some poor guy with a small dick made up

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    Quote Originally Posted by R13... View Post
    Khanya, I thought you were... you know..... in the same position as the OP?
    Well, yes. That's what the guys say when I listen to their conversations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexSeeker View Post
    First year varsity student
    oh sh*t, that means you could have been a matric student at my school last year. /quietly wonders who it was

    Quote Originally Posted by SexSeeker View Post
    and the amount of gaudyness black girls show is overwhelming for my brain.
    Shame! The only reason it's like that is because nobody likes black girls anymore. White men go for white chicks. Black men go for white chicks. So the black chicks get no love. At this rate, we are going to run out of white chicks.

    Quote Originally Posted by SexSeeker View Post
    19 year old virgin and I can't approach a girl, I really can't say "can we have sex." Nevermind the expression, just uttering words!
    You need to read "The Game" By Neil Strauss. Sort you out one time china!

    There, I have done my good deed for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Shizz View Post
    You need to read "The Game" By Neil Strauss. Sort you out one time china!
    There, I have done my good deed for the day.
    Funny thing, I have this friend who's, for lack of a better word (phrase), very full of himself. Great guy, he just seems to think he's Casanova incarnate, sometimes.

    For his one birthday, various friends of his (me included) bought him that book - we were all quite amused by the coincidence.
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    Just be careful if they "have breakfast & ask for taxi money in the morning"

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    Quote Originally Posted by grantza View Post
    Just be careful if they "have breakfast & ask for taxi money in the morning"
    Can't you get a gouvernment grant for that now?
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