Am I being weird?

[Devill]

Your gf sounds like she is 13.
Wtf 2 years and not met the family even once?

[satanboy]

I've been married 7 yrs and I still find family functions stressful

I've been married for 23 years and refuse to go to family functions.

[nivek]

your gf doesn't want you to attend family functions?
and you're complaining?
bloody hell man, you're blessed, appreciate what you have!

[Nicky_G]

your gf doesn't want you to attend family functions?
and you're complaining?
bloody hell man, you're blessed, appreciate what you have!

+1 million gazillion

[eehellfire]

your gf doesn't want you to attend family functions?
and you're complaining?
bloody hell man, you're blessed, appreciate what you have!

No - his gf is scared/ashamed to introduce him to her family. Big difference.
Her husband may not approve of the new bf