Praise Jesus (and don't be a douche-canoe).
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Booze-o-clock has begun!
So I kicked ass this month.
Made my target this month and killed next months target too!
Nope, it does not work like that...
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."