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Thread: Man claims to have map of heaven

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    I call fake, there's obviously only 10 heavens in that drawing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evilstebunny View Post
    I call fake, there's obviously only 10 heavens in that drawing!
    I count twelve books in the guy's arms though. That must be a sign?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    I count twelve books in the guy's arms though. That must be a sign?
    But look at the artistic flair in that drawing. Surely it could only be that way by divine design?! I'm a BELIEVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTax View Post
    But look at the artistic flair in that drawing. Surely it could only be that way by divine design?! I'm a BELIEVER!
    If you look closely at the map you can see the face of god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone View Post
    How many crayons do you think it took to draw that?

    And am I the only one who sees the ancient aliens in the picture?
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    Are those post-its around the picture or is it like one of those flyers we see on lampposts for "legal abortions" where we tear off the telephone number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by waynegohl View Post
    Are those post-its around the picture or is it like one of those flyers we see on lampposts for "legal abortions" where we tear off the telephone number?
    That's another map. With directions to his bank account...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    That's another map. With directions to his bank account...
    The Stairway to Heaven is paved with gold it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone View Post
    now no more being good, we just follow the map and we are straight in heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone View Post
    Looks like he has a heavy dump on board and he's using the books to help contain it.
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    I am a tool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    Looks like he has a heavy dump on board and he's using the books to help contain it.
    I agree. He does look like he's full of schit...
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    I hope he checks those books in when he goes to heaven each time as they look too heavy to go as hand luggage.

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    Potentially more on topic. I find it interesting that the usual outspoken christian debaters on the forums are quite absent. I would be interested to find out whether they believe that this guy is telling the truth or not.
    If he cannot be believed, then I would love to know what the difference is between the strength of his "proof", and the strength of the burning bush story's proof. Or similar stories from the bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTax View Post
    If he cannot be believed, then I would love to know what the difference is between the strength of his "proof", and the strength of the burning bush story's proof. Or similar stories from the bible.
    That's been my point all along - if somebody makes a bold claim today then it's written off as nonsense, but it's perfectly reasonable to believe the ramblings of a cave-dweller.
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    There is a certain bush that burst into flames to reproduce called Dictamnus albus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictamnus now whether it speaks is another story but I reckon it could have made a "squealing" type of noise when it burned.

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