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    whether it speaks is another story
    I'm not sure the biblical bush spoke - perhaps you are thinking of this :-

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    they (criminals ) are just trying to make a living .

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveza View Post
    I'm not sure the biblical bush spoke - perhaps you are thinking of this :-

    What was I thinking?

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    The singing bush ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lafrica View Post
    they (criminals ) are just trying to make a living .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    He needs to prove himself right, not the other way around.
    Nah, Apache will vouch for him
    entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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    I wonder if some people know the difference between vivid visualisation (dreams, awake dreams) and reality, maybe some people experience their imagination as events that actually happened. (esp people who only ever read one book: The Bible)

    I can quickly dispute his accounts if I get hold of his book.

    1. What does Gabriel look like
    2. What Jesus and Angels look like

    Therein lies the truth of where his imagination is taking him.
    This text exists even though you can't really see it, now apply this truth to your existence in the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
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    I want whatever he's been smoking for the past 15 years
    Is this a new Google Maps feature?
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    Of course he has. Because god needs Sibusiso to draw a map because all of the new entrants kept getting lost on their way back from the lesbian-chocolate-fountain...
    is the lesbian-chocolate-fountain on his map ?? keen to see this map.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zippy View Post
    is the lesbian-chocolate-fountain on his map ?? keen to see this map.
    If it is then it must be legit. Everyone knows that only the true heaven has a lesbian chocolate fountain..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTax View Post
    If it is then it must be legit. Everyone knows that only the true heaven has a lesbian chocolate fountain..
    What are the rules in heaven? Are we allowed to "touch" those lesbians?

    Will there be any consequences?
    Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

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    Are we allowed to "touch" those lesbians?

    Will there be any consequences?
    Of course - the moment you touch them you become gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daveza View Post
    Of course - the moment you touch them you become gay.
    noooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveza View Post
    Of course - the moment you touch them you become gay.
    That is dumb!

    So, God in all his wisdom will make you gay and then punish you for something he did. I call BS.

    God would never do that!







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