But he can't help but feel drowsy, suddenly Patricia slaps him awake.
'Its time we get outta here' says Patrcia.
But he can't help but feel drowsy, suddenly Patricia slaps him awake.
'Its time we get outta here' says Patrcia.
But where are we going ? says martin as he tries to keep his eyes focused on her breasts so he doesnt fall asleep
Originally Posted by kingrob
Patricia, in an attempt to get some eye contact, grabs Martin by the knuts and squeezes hard, as the tears run down Martin's cheeks she says "now that I have your attention"...
"wipe those tears from your eyes and listen up", said Patricia, "I have had enough of you looking at the twins".
Little does Patricia realise that the tears are not of pain, but of sadness as Martin lost his knuts in a Thai brothel many years ago.
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
you see back in Vietnam, Martin was having some RR in Thailand and was with a prostitute by the name of Sjoe Long Tong and they were playing kinky games. She asked if she could put a Thai on his knuts and he said yes not knowing it was a human Thai and not one you put around your neck.
Martin was now going through the toughest moments in his life
...should he tell Patricia of the little Vietnamese kid with round eyes running around the brothel?
Martin was in a bind, should he tell Patricia, she might hide the dog from the kids hungry eyes or should he just not mention the kid and hope she does not ask about the blonde blue eyed Vietnamese gook that was sucking his thumb in the corner?
Martin pondered this question long and hard, in fact so long 3 days went past in the blink of an eye, "stuff it" he thought.
"Patricia, I have something to tell you" he said "you're not going to believe this but..."
.........it's a true story, honest it is".
And Martin went on to tell the biggest whopper he'd ever told, involving a martian, a dinosaur, a rollercoaster and the statue of liberty. By the time he was done...
He blushed with embarrassment realizing he has just had some sort of flash-back from the days he was a merry prankster taking too much acid. The dinosaur from mars on the roller-coaster was actually his mother in law pushing a Walmart trolley.
He decided to spring a surprise on Patricia by .. ..
hauling out his ...
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
penis, but told her to make good use of it because rolling it back up takes forever
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