If memory serves me correctly I believe Captain Faptastic is a Jew.
If memory serves me correctly I believe Captain Faptastic is a Jew.
My common sense is tingling.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_an..._in_Jewish_law
Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger
I want to become a Scientologist, but I'll have to win the lotto first.
Maybe I should become a Buddhist again, and again and again...
I banned DJ...
You banned DJ...
We all banned DJ...
Yes... I agree.The more I read up on Judaism, the more I realise that all religions were concocted in the same way. Sorry, but that is just my opinion.
However I always seem to come back to the same thought: If indeed there was a god, the closest bet would be Judaism.
Everything else (monotheistic) came out of their religion and if there is any truth to it, they would be the ones to know it.
Why don't I feel the same way about pagan religions ? Because they weren't able to record their stories like the Jews were.
If you think about it the faith is unchanged in 5000 years.
@AcidRazor don't think for a second you will ever really be accepted as a jew. You can convert but you will never really be one
"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." ~ Christopher Hitchens
As I was reading this I wanted to reply with "I want to belong to a community and not be on my own anymore"I want to align myself with people who have similar beliefs, ideals and values.
I know it's much harder for a convert to be let into the fold, thank you for the information. No I'm not circumcised and I'm more than willing to go through the process. I also read that if you were cut before, blood needs to be drawn as a symbol of your commitment. Quite interesting. I do understand that (and I think I've mentioned it before) that the Jewish faith isn't a "show up and now you're one of us" type thing like Christianity and actually respect the fact that they go through this entire process before accepting someone non-Jewish.
First off, don't be so quick to jump to anti-Semetic finger pointing. I understand what the Jews have gone through in the past, but you have to realize that if you label everyone who makes a joke or stereotypes regarding what Jews are like as an anti-Semite, you will have to face a lot of resistance from them. Not because they hate you or would like to oppress you, but because you labeled them as something they're not. Having said that, some people really are (for whatever their reasons are). This is something I'm very tolerant about and very forgiving as well.
Secondly, as far as I understand it, the lineage of a Jewish person does not come from the mother's side. If the father is a Jew, then the child is a Jew. This is one of the reasons why Jews do not acknowledge Jesus as their Messiah as they say that since Joseph adopted Jesus and did not father him (and other religious text/translation saying nothing about him being born from a virgin womb), that he couldn't be the Messiah as adoption of a child does not make him Jewish.
Obviously you might know more about the subject than I do, and I'm not challenging you in any way, I just wanted to mention what I've learned thus far and that is, if a Jewish father and a non-Jewish mother give birth to a child, the child is a Jew, when it's the other way around, the child is not considered Jewish.
Why do you say that? I was told otherwise. The reason why conversion for a non-Jew is so tough is to prove that you're really committed to be one. Their faith, as far as I've read thus far, accepts converts as their own and makes them part of the community. Do you have any personal experiences where this doesn't happen?
lol, I couldn't care less really![]()
http://www.jewfaq.org/whoisjew.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_...ewish_by_birth
Jewish by birth
According to halakha, to determine a person's Jewish status (Hebrew: yuhasin) one needs to consider the status of both parents. If both parents are Jewish then their child will also be considered Jewish, and the child takes the status of the father (e.g., as a kohen). If either parent is subject to a genealogical disability (e.g., is a mamzer) then the child is also subject to that disability. If one of the parents is not Jewish, the rule is that the child takes the status of the mother (Kiddushin 66b, Shulchan Aruch, EH 4:19).[12] The ruling is derived from various sources including Deuteronomy 7:1–5, Leviticus 24:10, Ezra 10:2–3.[12] Accordingly, if the mother is Jewish, so is her child, and if she is not Jewish, neither is her child considered Jewish. The child can be considered Jewish only by a process of conversion to Judaism, and the child is also freed from any disabilities and special status to which the father may have been subject (e.g., being a mamzer or kohen) under Jewish law.[13]
Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger
Okay, I think my understanding may have been incorrect on this. I was reading up on why Jews don't believe in Jesus and one of the reasons said "The Messiah can trace his lineage through his human biological father, back to King David"
I assumed that is because when the father wasn't Jewish, but the mother is, the child wouldn't be considered a Jew.
@AcidRazor I knew a black person that was converting.
I have tremendous love for my jewish friends but from her experience I learned that there was a lot of ugly things that were also true about them
"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." ~ Christopher Hitchens
“I believe Ayn Rand's first love poem went: Roses are red, violets are blue, finish this poem yourself you dependent parasite".”
Colbert
We can always be sure who the mother is but we can never be sure who the father is. Of course these days we can be pretty sure who the father is through paternity tests using genetic analysis but in those days there was no way to be sure.
If you are are tracing back a lineage through biological fathers back to King David then in each case you must be sure that the father's mother was Jewish.
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.
-Walt Whitman
Right. I'm Jewish but I don't practise or hold any of the Jewish beliefs in god etc. I eat what I like, never pray (I'm atheist) etc.
Nevertheless I am still considered a Jew by the Jewish community. My beliefs or lack thereof are irrelevant.
If I decide to go live in Israel I will be welcomed as a Jew. If find myself in hard times I will be assisted by the Jewish community, as a Jew.
Likewise, someone who was not born a Jew, and who has not officially converted and been accepted by the community will not be considered a Jew, even if they devoutly follow the rituals, prayers and hold the beliefs and live according to Jewish law.
Judaism is not about what you believe it's about being part of a nation that has a covenant with god - yes, even if you don't believe in god!
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.
-Walt Whitman
So the importance is not following the jewish faith but simply having jewish heritage ?Nevertheless I am still considered a Jew by the Jewish community. My beliefs or lack thereof are irrelevant.
If I decide to go live in Israel I will be welcomed as a Jew. If find myself in hard times I will be assisted by the Jewish community, as a Jew.
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