A ghost?

[marco]

My wife and I were watching TV when I saw a pitch black shape move rapidly across the room. I saw my wife's head moving like she also saw it but she denied seeing anything.
Then I saw it again. Very black and about 5 ft high and running into our balcony. This time my wife agreed that she also saw it running into our balcony. I checked the balcony out and found nothing black there.
This was 2 weeks ago and have not seen it since.
You will say I'm crazy but we both saw it.

[Rocket-Boy]

That is a large amount of weird. Sure you didnt have someone trying to steal stuff out of your house?

[abzo]

That is a large amount of weird. Sure you didnt have someone trying to steal stuff out of your house?

"oh it's because I'm black?!"- Ghost.

[mercurial]

My wife and I were watching TV when I saw a pitch black shape move rapidly across the room. I saw my wife's head moving like she also saw it but she denied seeing anything.
Then I saw it again. Very black and about 5 ft high and running into our balcony. This time my wife agreed that she also saw it running into our balcony. I checked the balcony out and found nothing black there.
This was 2 weeks ago and have not seen it since.
You will say I'm crazy but we both saw it.

Oh s**t dude. You're gonna die

[Techne]

Oh s**t dude. You're gonna die

Yeah, I am afraid merc is right unless you have a fox terrier. The ghost you described appear to be scared of these dogs. The trick is you need take some of the dog's urine and rub it in your hair so the ghost can't get into your head. You also need some of the dog's feces to rub on your chest. it works like magic, you won't be bothered by the ghost again.

[AcidRaZor]

Don't watch Paranormal Activity

[lroachl]

Yeah, I am afraid merc is right unless you have a fox terrier. The ghost you described appear to be scared of these dogs. The trick is you need take some of the dog's urine and rub it in your hair so the ghost can't get into your head. You also need some of the dog's feces to rub on your chest. it works like magic, you won't be bothered by the ghost again.

Ok I could not stop laughed from what you said, then there is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact...

[mercurial]

Yeah, I am afraid merc is right unless you have a fox terrier. The ghost you described appear to be scared of these dogs. The trick is you need take some of the dog's urine and rub it in your hair so the ghost can't get into your head. You also need some of the dog's feces to rub on your chest. it works like magic, you won't be bothered by the ghost again.

[TheHiveMind]

a black figure like a shadow? a silhouette of a person?

[ave]

That is a large amount of weird. Sure you didnt have someone trying to steal stuff out of your house?

I laughed so much at this one, and still laughing

[Ekstasis]

what the hell were you thinking when you posted this?

[Garyvdh]

[Mant1s]

it was the ghost in the machine, not him

[mercurial]

what the hell were you thinking when you posted this?

Maybe he wasn't

[its Just me]

Hahahaha,aaaahhh gosh. You guys crack me up !! Maybe it was a ghost ?.... When there's something strange in your neighbourhood, WHO you gonna call?2 options, Ghost Busters Or the Ghost Whisperer...

Goodluck .