I love Tekaalot's Error Messages

[ServB]

DStv should use that as an error message on their decoders.

LOL

ERROR:
Your Decoder has been nationalised.

[House]

Lol, nice error message!

[Rocket Raccoon]

New one I got just now.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

If you are reading this, one of three possible circumstances has occurred:

Total global annihilation is imminent
Aliens have invaded Earth
TAKEALOT.com is experiencing a temporary technical glitch

Do not be concerned...just yet. Check back shortly to continue shopping. We are almost certain that the world is not in dire peril.

[mouks]

My Payment is not showing

Edit: Paypast was just delayed

[AfricanTech]

Hmm, humour aside, they have been experiencing frequent outages on their website lately - looks like they really do need new devs

[mercurial]

Lol. Awesome.