R500K a week Job Offer

[drnaphtali]

I would definately do it. One year -> you can retire, and you can regain your sanity on a beach in Seychelles!

[Slootvreter]

[Beachless]

Any blind people willing to go into partnership here?

I'll take 10% for driving you to and from work.

[ChocolateBadger]

Why would anyone spend that type of money? What do they gain from it?

[buyeye]

"So, what did you do between the years 2013 and 2014, you have not listed it here on your CV."

" I made R26 mil"

[MsDenz]

[Mike Hoxbig]

People in solitary confinement aren't kept in pitch darkness and not allowed to sleep.

It sounds easy now, but I guarantee that you'll probably get to 2-3 weeks max before you start losing it.

[ghoti]

People in solitary confinement aren't kept in pitch darkness and not allowed to sleep.

It sounds easy now, but I guarantee that you'll probably get to 2-3 weeks max before you start losing it.

At 500k a week, my tolerance levels increase dramatically.

[The_Unnamed]

People in solitary confinement aren't kept in pitch darkness and not allowed to sleep.

It sounds easy now, but I guarantee that you'll probably get to 2-3 weeks max before you start losing it.

To be honest, i think the hard part for me would be trying to keep myself awake.

[efitol]

I'd definitely (attempt to) do it.

[satanboy]

no problem as long as it doesn't involve anal probing

[AstroTurf]

id do it.

eish, debt free in the first week, sounds awesome

[Mike Hoxbig]

At 500k a week, my tolerance levels increase dramatically.

To be honest, i think the hard part for me would be trying to keep myself awake.

This is the key part though:

And most importantly, you cannot quit this job until you've been doing it for at least a year.

You can't opt out even if you wanted to, so you can't take whatever money you've earned so far and run.

[ghoti]

This is the key part though:

You can't opt out even if you wanted to, so you can't take whatever money you've earned so far and run.

Ill do it. 1 year for 26 million rand? I know its not going to be hard, but Ill chow a couple of ritalin before hand, and Ill get through it

[droplet]

prob only get paid at the end of the year. so i would need enough money saved up to cover my monthly expenses.

labour law is good here in south africa. so i would get 15 days leave, sick leave, public holidays. sick leave runs on a three-year cycle - max that out in year one also two tea breaks of 15 min and a half-hour lunch break (or free lunch).

i would most definitely not feel like going to work every morning! but i reckon i could handle it for eight hours a day...