You wasted a whole page for nothing. Save the trees
I'm not recommending this for serious use, but I was a lot of fun. What amazed me most was firstly that I came up with such a crazy idea and secondly, perhaps most importantly, that someone already made the software to do it and it works perfectly.
You're never to old to learn something new - however crazy that might be.
You can do something for love, you can do something for money, but there is nothing as satisfying as doing something out of spite - Jeremy Clarkson, 1993