A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
After a recent promotion I earn almost double what my boyfriend earns. But I don't look down at him at all, because he works just a hard as me, I was just lucky that my company gave me a raise
Yes.
/shrug
It is what it is...the gap is however narrowing slowly but surely.![]()
Really?
Not yet, but she's on a fast paced track to senior management level at a big bank, so I expect her CTC to shadow mine soon. Then I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being a hippie![]()
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