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    Was at a nissan dealer yesterday.
    He told me this.
    On the QASHQAI; there is a 1,6 and a 2 liter engine, petrol.
    The 1.6 will have to work harder, but get to its working temperature faster, thus lasting longer than the 2liter.
    I did not ask him if he worked at game previously. I also did not argue with him, but would believe a 2 liter should slightly last longer.

    And what do you guys say?

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    Overall he's talking kuk.
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    Hi Robert.

    I used to be a 1.6 litre Nissan engine. We don't DISAPPOINT.

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    Feel sorry for all those V8 muscle cars of the mid last century

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    Quote Originally Posted by abzo View Post
    Hi Robert.

    I used to be a 1.6 litre Nissan engine. We don't DISAPPOINT.
    You was a engine. Were you french or english?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertvv View Post
    You was a engine. Were you french or english?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_MR_engine

    I was the MR20DE.
    We're in the Qashqai.

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    Buy a Honda, then you won't have to put up with bs like that. Hondas are better engineered

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    Oh my greatness

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisc4290 View Post
    Buy a Honda, then you won't have to put up with bs like that. Hondas are better engineered
    +1

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    LOL.

    Nothing pisses me off more than a salesman (of any sort, car, computer or whatever) that knows less than 50% of what I do on THEIR products.

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    LOL
    Why do people get attacked by sharks? I mean, how do you not hear the background music?
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    I once met a Land Rover sales person who argued with me that the Defender is part-time 4wd
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by abzo View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_MR_engine

    I was the MR20DE.
    We're in the Qashqai.
    Liar. You used to be a 1.6. The Mr20DE is a 2.0...

    Typical male... telling chicks that this > < is 6 inches!

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