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Thread: Need help managing a stalker (serious)

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    Guys I need your help please! Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago, in her 20s, has 2 kids, just went through a divorce. She moved back to Durban about 2 weeks back, but is planning to visit her friends and family here in October.

    Now she's hot, so little Mike says go for it. So we've been whatsapping for a bit, she sent a few nudes (fine rack btw and don't ask ) and agreed that we'll be spending a weekend in October going at it like rabbits. Already made it clear that I'm not looking for anything serious and she understands.

    The problem is that since Monday, she's been texting and sending whatsapp messages non-stop! When I don't reply she starts getting agro, saying that she can see what time I was online etc. Now I'd really like to bump uglies with this girl, but the stalking bit is becoming a little annoying. Just need to get her off my back for a bit until October Any ideas?

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    Message on her FB and say your phone got stolen?

    Thats if you're willing to forgo whatsapp

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    She must be fccking hot if you're still planning on banging her.

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    Post a pic so we can really HELP you.

    It would really help me to help you!
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    10 bucks it's a dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago
    Quote Originally Posted by D3x! View Post
    10 bucks it's a dude

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    Eish Mike,girls always say they don't want anything serious but yeah this will happen =/ I mean do you ever want to take things further in the future? If not then end it,don't ask me how

    :EDIT-Ok forgot about the divorce part,she probably just scared you will leave her like her ex hubby,so she insecure?
    Last edited by Korn1; 13-07-2012 at 10:43 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTax View Post
    But then I have a new baby and am seriously deprived at the moment. I would expect to find a pineapple sexy at this point.

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    Lol you guys are really trying to get me to post a pic. Fine I'll cave so that we can move on to the part where you actually help me, this is serious man!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick333 View Post
    She must be fccking hot if you're still planning on banging her.
    You'd have to be gay not to.

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    Run far away. You haven't even entered her and she's already on the crazy train. Run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    Lol you guys are really trying to get me to post a pic. Fine I'll cave so that we can move on to the part where you actually help me, this is serious man!


    You'd have to be gay not to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTax View Post
    But then I have a new baby and am seriously deprived at the moment. I would expect to find a pineapple sexy at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    Lol you guys are really trying to get me to post a pic. Fine I'll cave so that we can move on to the part where you actually help me, this is serious man!


    You'd have to be gay not to.

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    Ja, nice tits but crazy is crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boris Becker View Post
    Run far away. You haven't even entered her and she's already on the crazy train. Run
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    Ja, nice tits but crazy is crazy.
    Yeah but didn't you guys ever wanna do it with a crazy chic? I'm pretty sure they know some stuff. And plus look at ^^ those
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    2 kids? You must be bloody mad

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    Guess she doesn't take her religion too seriously after all, eh?

    Anyway, I'd say steer clear. Women like this are trouble, and can cause all sorts of problems. Little Mike will surely be disappointed, but there'll be others to cheer him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marine1 View Post
    2 kids? You must be bloody mad
    Yup, she will bang you but somehow ensure you get her preggies. Don't listen to little mike. I doubt little mike will enjoy being alone while you take care of a baby and a crazy person.

    Although the sex should off the chart . hmmm tough position. Big tits vs crazy baby maker, not easy.

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