Dude, walk away, if she's behaving like this before you've even got physical it will only be worse afterwards. I think she's a bunny boiler, don't go there, get away whilst the going's good as she's probably on a rebound from the divorce (why's she getting divorced anyway? - possessive type, that's why), engage further at your own peril
Originally Posted by DJ...
When I hear about crazy chicks I'm always reminded of this fmylife post:
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/253938Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
#253938 (1736)
On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
I've done crazy. It never ends well.Yeah but didn't you guys ever wanna do it with a crazy chic? I'm pretty sure they know some stuff. And plus look at ^^ those
Just tell her you don't get along with kids.
DEL PythonFSi
Don't do it dude, its a trap!
Not enough pics posted for evidence that it`s (serious)
Last edited by Jabberwocky; 13-07-2012 at 11:52 PM.
What was that Jerry Maguire quote about dating/sleeping with single mothers?
Do it and die.
Poor kids
Do not reply to any of her messages. You HAVE to refrain doesn't matter what she says. Poison and death is covered by her smooth sexy words.
She will cling to you like a cling-on sticks to bum rope.
what`s the problem though?
oooh hot chick is stalking me, woe is me ;(
Man I really hate this feature of Whatsapp
Here's what you do : Block her on whatsapp. Closer to your rendezvous time, unblock her and contact her. Say you were away. Climbing Mount Everest. She'll forgive you. You're a rugged mountain man, a sham Sherpa. She'll bang you. Every chick wants to bang a guy that's been up Everest. After you bang her, she'll become clingy again. That's more time for you to bang her. Keep banging. Once you get bored of banging her, block her again. After a while let someone else contact her. I could do it if you'd like. I'll tell her you had to return to Everest since you suffered from a rare genetic disease and wanted a Sky burial in the Himalayas that you loved. So you're dead in the Himalayas, your corpse being ripped apart and eaten by birds of prey. She's inconsolable. I bang her.
Last edited by abzo; 14-07-2012 at 01:07 AM.
Pus$y in exchange for being called daddy?
Tough call Mike
Btw... Is there no meat in Jhb ?
Haha this thread is a joke surely? If it is for real, well she clearly wants something serious even if she says otherwise. Run away.
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