Spanish, Portuguese and Italian are all very similar. Merda is certainly in the Portuguese language - as well as Spanish and Italian iirc...
There's a party in my pants and - oh wait, where is my pants?
Did you guys know that the bird is the word
/enters sans trousers
You dare doubt the teachings of science!? Blasphemy!
oh ffs. Can the bloody holiday stop now?
No I'm not rude, just honest.