ThreadKiller XIX: No Pants Party

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Careful of the enhanced bill!

[Hamster]

time to address your concerns to your SO....

Meh, it's not a real death threat until it arrives in the post.

[MickeyD]

just for you

// looks around for the Knights of Ni

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Much more relaxed.

Bring on the contracts!

[Nicci]

still on pre-order... http://www.loot.co.za/

Thanks MickeyD!!!! You are the best!! <3

[Ol' Mean Bastid]

// looks around for the Knights of Ni

the children will not understand that

[AvatarS]

// looks around for the Knights of Ni

Mickey, I am disappoint.
It's the Knights who say Ni.

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the chicken will not understand that

ffs!

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Mickey, I am disappoint.
It's the Knights who say Ni.

Naai, my lady.

[MickeyD]

Mickey, I am disappoint.
It's the Knights who say Ni.

The Knights of Ni were formed in 927. They are on a quest to find The Great and Almighty Shrubbery, and consider this journey the meaning of their lives. Some experts say that The Great and Almighty Shrubbery is, in fact, the same burning bush that Moses talked to in the Bible.

Currently, the group is on the verge of having a schism because some of the members believe the meaning of life is in fact 42, and still others believe it to be The Great and Almighty Breakfast Cereal of Holy Powers Beyond Our Mortal and Completely Naive Understanding. The Knights who say Ni have made many advancements to agriculture such as the method of chopping down trees with herrings. They have also found success in other areas, and it was they who created the first ever Internet Banking system. They are often confused with the Knights of Negro, but in fact they are bitter enemies. Both groups, however, share the same weakness in the form of a word that they must never hear, though what this word may be remains undiscovered. All members of the Knights who say Ni enjoy reading Nietzsche.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

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tldr

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The Knights of Ni were formed in 927. They are on a quest to find The Great and Almighty Shrubbery, and consider this journey the meaning of their lives. Some experts say that The Great and Almighty Shrubbery is, in fact, the same burning bush that Moses talked to in the Bible.

Currently, the group is on the verge of having a schism because some of the members believe the meaning of life is in fact 42, and still others believe it to be The Great and Almighty Breakfast Cereal of Holy Powers Beyond Our Mortal and Completely Naive Understanding. The Knights who say Ni have made many advancements to agriculture such as the method of chopping down trees with herrings. They have also found success in other areas, and it was they who created the first ever Internet Banking system. They are often confused with the Knights of Negro, but in fact they are bitter enemies. Both groups, however, share the same weakness in the form of a word that they must never hear, though what this word may be remains undiscovered. All members of the Knights who say Ni enjoy reading Nietzsche.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

The Knights who say Ni are a band of knights from the comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, feared for the manner in which they utter the word "ni" (play /ˈni/, like knee but clipped short). They are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng and Neee-Wom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

EDIT: Your extract even refers to them correctly in the body.

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[Nicci]

Oh my God!! I forgot how much onions makes me fart!! Even the dog woke up and jumped out the bed lol!!

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