ThreadKiller XIX: No Pants Party

[DJ...]

The Knights who say Ni are a band of knights from the comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, feared for the manner in which they utter the word "ni" (play /ˈni/, like knee but clipped short). They are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng and Neee-Wom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni

EDIT: Your extract even refers to them correctly in the body.

Now now. You're both being rather silly. Stop the silliness at once or I shall be forced to utter the funniest joke in the world...

[AvatarS]

Now now. You're both being rather silly. Stop the silliness at once or I shall be forced to utter the funniest joke in the world...

you're dropping your pants?

[DJ...]

you're dropping your pants?

You're better than that. Avoid the silliness...

[Nicci]

I think its due to lack of eating

[biometrics]

Baaaa

Mooooo

[AvatarS]

You're better than that. Avoid the silliness...

Sometimes it's fun to be silly
You should try it.

[biometrics]

bleghh cough spluttervcj sd bl cough

[MickeyD]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[MickeyD]

I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it.

I thought it was weird but made it anyway.

Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac.

[DJ...]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Nicci]

good night all

[MickeyD]

good night all

All? Why, I'm not going anywhere... yet.

[Nicci]

All? Why, I'm not going anywhere... yet.

Night MickeyD Sweet dreams!!

[AvatarS]

All? Why, I'm not going anywhere... yet.

That's all you know...
/sharpens knife

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