ThreadKiller XIX: No Pants Party

[MickeyD]

That's all you know...
/sharpens knife

I go in peace(s)....

[biometrics]

Damn, that's beautiful.

[DJ...]

That's all you know...
/sharpens knife

Cut him through the vagus nerve...

[DJ...]

Damn, that's beautiful.

No, this is beautiful (duckface and all)...



That picture of a half a laptop is only fapworthy to the guy who cut it in half. Did you cut it in half?

[biometrics]

That picture of a half a laptop is only fapworthy to the guy who cut it in half. Did you cut it in half?

Yes

[DJ...]

Yes

Then you may go fap in the corner for 5 minutes and never mention it again. Stop being silly...

[AvatarS]

Cut him through the vagus nerve...

<-- lawyer, not doctor.

[DJ...]

<-- lawyer, not doctor.

I'd have thought you'd be accustomed to tearing people to shreds and hitting them where it hurts the most...

[DJ...]

Quite, biometrics. FFS, be quiet. Nobody needs to hear that...

[biometrics]

See you in 8/20 ...

[AvatarS]

I'd have thought you'd be accustomed to tearing people to shreds and hitting them where it hurts the most...

not that kind of lawyer.

[DJ...]

not that kind of lawyer.

You're a fake lawyer?

[AvatarS]

You're a fake lawyer?

Totally. Don't tell my boss.

[DJ...]

Totally. Don't tell my boss.

Not sure how I could possibly avoid this during our usual 2 hour nightly gossip sessions. I can only try...

[AvatarS]

Not sure how I could possibly avoid this during our usual 2 hour nightly gossip sessions. I can only try...

He hasn't found out in the almost 3 years I've been working there, so it should be fine.
When you have your next 2 hour nightly gossip session, remind him that it will be 3 years on Thursday and there should be cake to celebrate it.