I was on the phone with a client a few minutes ago when he wanted my email address. So I proceeded as follows: "B for bravo, G for golf, and U for unicorn." I had to do a double take and said sorry it's U for uniform.
Damn you straight to hell
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
Did they laugh at you like we're all doing?
You have been infected with nogard's virus
No choice but to have you put down I'm afraid
Cats Rule/Hulk SMASH!!!
A for Area 51
B for Bilderberg Group
C is for Cover up
D is for Dick Cheney 9/11 son of a bitch bastard
E is for Elvis is alive
F is for False flag operations
G is for government cover-ups
H is for HAARP use mind control on everyone in the world unless you use these super powerful crystals I'm selling
I is for International bankers rule the world
J is for JFK was killed by the government
K is for KKK run the government
L is for Lizard people rule the world
M is for Media are controlled by lizard people
N is for Norad knew
O is for OJ knows who killed his wife and her lover
P is for Pretzels used to be straight before the Russians took over America
Q is for Question everything. Research nothing.
R is for Royalty is just another form of suppression.
S is for Saddam knew too much and had to be killed.
T is for Trust nobody. Except Alex Jones. He's cool.
U is for UFOs land on earth every day and control inter-galactic travel for presidents
V is for vacuum energy could solve all world problems through quantum mechanics because I know everything there is on the subject. But George Bush hates Dysons
W is for watch your back. They're on to you.
X is for X-rays are a form of mind control.
Y is for Year 2012. It is our last.
Z is for Zachary Taylor committed suicide because the Uzbekhistans threatened him and his family.
So there you have it. The alphabet according to nogard...
I don't get it.
Is it an inside joke?
He who can ... does.
He who can't ... teaches.
Now send me your credit card number.
And according to this I am already damned to hell.
Unicorns are extinct.