Religious jokes?

[TJ99]

Here is one not poking fun at anyone:
A guy comes speeding around a corner, flips his car, rolls over a couple of times before ending up in the ditch.
Someone comes running up the the wrecked car as the driver gets out and asks: "Are you drunk?" "Yes", replies the driver, "do I look like a $%&#$ stunt driver to you?"

Offensive to drunks. And stuntmen.

So you need to be banned twice.

[snugglez64]

Keep the jokes coming guys !

[droplet]

Here is one not poking fun at anyone:
A guy...

sexist


i am what many people would call fanatically christian. christian jokes don't offend me in the slightest. in fact, they shouldn't offend any christians, because the bible teaches us not to take offence at things. besides, i think God can look after Himself just fine without my input. if the joke is funny (and often it is), i will laugh

[Spizz]

What a crock of schyte. Who should non-religious people try and not offend exactly. Just the run of the mill nutjobs or the severe lunatics like Westboro?



Should we now stop painting, having sex with our girlfriends, surfing or skateboarding because some misguided and deluded nazi thinks he's got a direct line to god?

No fecking chance buddy. You do your thing, I'll do mine thank you.

But of course some people live to be offended and will seek it out to complain about it. Even though the internet has a corner for every single conceivable activity I can think of and a lot more I can't. So why the feck do so many offended people turn up in places that are of no interest to them? I don't go to a Bulls web site and complain they are dissing the Stormers. Obviously they are, good for them, that's their bag and long may they continue.

Same with religion. Except the lines are a bit more blurry depending on what sort of delusion you are under. Mild to maniac makes no difference, keep your nose out if you don't want to be offended.

Quite simple really.

[Chevron]

So anything that I know will offend somone just has to be prefixed with a warning that it will be offensive and then when they read it and are offended it is still ok?

Well movies with violence, sex and bad language give you a warning so you know what you're getting into. Why not a thread as well?

[TJ99]

Well movies with violence, sex and bad language give you a warning so you know what you're getting into. Why not a thread as well?

Religious nuts try to get those (movies) banned all the time too. And they often succeed.

[iAmThePope]

Well movies with violence, sex and bad language give you a warning so you know what you're getting into. Why not a thread as well?

Every thread I've seen on here that has even mildly offensive posts regarding religion or racism clearly warns the reader of that. So what you on about?

[nogard]

So much for trying to start a rational conversation on this forum.

As you were. I'll go away.

[ShaunSA]

Every thread I've seen on here that has even mildly offensive posts regarding religion or racism clearly warns the reader of that. So what you on about?

I think he was agreeing with you

[RazedInBlack]

So much for trying to start a rational conversation on this forum.

As you were. I'll go away.

Bye!

/waves

[lcbxx]

Religious believers need to realise that their God(s) do not need them to fight their battles on his/her/it's behalf. Sit back and be strong in your faith that your almighty whatever will take care of business.

[Human]

So much for trying to start a rational conversation on this forum.

As you were. I'll go away.

Rational conversation in OT is nearly impossible.
Rather start this in PD.

[iAmThePope]

I think he was agreeing with you

ROFL epic fail on my part sorry Qwikslver

[ShaunSA]

Bye!

/waves

Liar! You're bobbing your head and your horn's moving up and down!

[nogard]

Rather start this in PD.

Reading the threads there does not lead me to believe the replies there would follow any other path.