Religious jokes?

[iAmThePope]

So you know that I cannot possibly know it. How do you know it?
Oh, btw, let me welcome you to religion bases on your belief that it is not possible for m to know these things.


Let me welcome all of them to religion too.


If not wanting to jump at your whim or dance to your desire makes me a douche, then we should inform the people at Webster to change their dictionary.


You clearly fail to understand that I could not care what you believe or think.

I know everything Therefore I AM RELIGION

[HapticSimian]

You clearly fail to understand that I could not care what you believe or think.

So kindly sod off then. You're either here to test/share your views (which you're not doing), or to get reactions from people (which makes you a troll... a douchy ,douchy troll).

[porchrat]

I know everything Therefore I AM RELIGION

Well you are infallible...

[iAmThePope]

Well you are infallible...

Haha Yes, Yes I Am

[TJ99]

So you know that I cannot possibly know it. How do you know it?
Oh, btw, let me welcome you to religion bases on your belief that it is not possible for m to know these things.


Let me welcome all of them to religion too.


If not wanting to jump at your whim or dance to your desire makes me a douche, then we should inform the people at Webster to change their dictionary.

You clearly fail to understand that I could not care what you believe or think.

Listen, you dishonest little prick:

YOU CREATED A FÚCKING THREAD TO BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE MOCKING BELIEFS. WE ARE IN IT.

The day you stop that is the day you can come here with your snotty attitude and tell me you don't care what people think, OK?

Also, stop molesting dead children and killing kittens.

[lcbxx]

I'm an atheist, and you can tell me all the atheist jokes you want

[Tman*]

Listen, you dishonest little prick:

YOU CREATED A FÚCKING THREAD TO BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE MOCKING BELIEFS. WE ARE IN IT.

The day you stop that is the day you can come here with your snotty attitude and tell me you don't care what people think, OK?

Also, stop molesting dead children and killing kittens.

^ haha

[porchrat]

Listen, you dishonest little prick:

YOU CREATED A FÚCKING THREAD TO BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE MOCKING BELIEFS. WE ARE IN IT.

The day you stop that is the day you can come here with your snotty attitude and tell me you don't care what people think, OK?

Also, stop molesting dead children and killing kittens.

This post is epic.

Thousands of years from now men will be telling their grandchildren about how much win is in this post.

[buyeye]

My fav was when the darkside rejected norgard

I can't even remember when last I used ROLF but I am indeend rolfing

[undesign]

Listen, you dishonest little prick:

YOU CREATED A FÚCKING THREAD TO BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE MOCKING BELIEFS. WE ARE IN IT.

The day you stop that is the day you can come here with your snotty attitude and tell me you don't care what people think, OK?

Also, stop molesting dead children and killing kittens.

[buyeye]

Actually now that I think about I have not seen DJ in this thread He is DJ/nogard he is trolling very well as nogard can be read no god .

Good job who ever is trolling us.

[copacetic]

Actually now that I think about I have not seen DJ in this thread He is DJ/nogard he is trolling very well as nogard can be read no god .

Good jod who ever is trolling us.

I think you may have neglected your medication this morning.

[RazedInBlack]

Actually now that I think about I have not seen DJ in this thread He is DJ/nogard he is trolling very well as nogard can be read no god .

Good jod who ever is trolling us.

god or job?

[buyeye]

god or job?

I edited my post thanks for pointing it out.

[buyeye]

I think you may have neglected your medication this morning.

You told me we didn't need them anymore.