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    Story of the day

    A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying.

    Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimetres) erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world's biggest penises.

    He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 2012 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh.

    "They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth," he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

    'Massive bulge' in pants

    He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first. "I've gone through the (scanner) before, and I wasn't worried.

    "What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I'm used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll just show them."

    In a tweet at the time Falcon said: "TSA didn't know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked..."

    A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled "Mr. Big" reported that Falcon's penis was eight inches long when he was only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic.

    "He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

    The TSA did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Nor did Falcon.

    (Sapa, July 2012)
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    This was very embarrassing for me.
    Hopefully it won't happen again.
    Will work for peanuts

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    O_o

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    Myne is dalk klein, maar n@@! hy nou vir my lekker.

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    pfft, he should come here and compete against our ethnic brethren

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    What does he feed that thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PythonFSi View Post
    What does he feed that thing?
    i will get banned if I say

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    He must drive a really *** car then
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    This is a whale of a tale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    He must drive a really *** car then
    Needs to be spacious though

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    What a dick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hoxbig View Post
    He must drive a really *** car then
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    He's clearly guilty of attempting to smuggle a Weapon of Mass Destruction into the US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PythonFSi View Post
    What does he feed that thing?
    Definitely not Chinese food...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Unnamed View Post
    This was very embarrassing for me.
    Hopefully it won't happen again.
    why?
    were you one of the TSA agents who 'felt' him.
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