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    Default How to get ex out of flat

    My sister-in-law broke up with her boyfriend, but he does not want to leave the flat where they stay. She is renting the flat and he does not contribute. Contract is in her name. How can she legally get rid of him? The police cant help her. This has been going on for a couple of months now.

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    :-/ Where's he sleeping?

    Wait till he leaves, change the locks - dump all his **** at the door.

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    She should poo in the bath.
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    like rapids idea. no proof he lives there
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    I think that it may be difficult, especially if he has a rhino hide.

    She would have to get a court order against him, and the legal process could be tricky and expensive.

    Could she not give notice and move out, it may be the easiest option ?

    Or make it really unpleasant for him, get her new boyfriend to move in ? Or some other dork ?
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    or have sex with him, then rip some nice clothes and claim rape. tell him this is just the beginning
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    Quote Originally Posted by smalltownsky View Post
    like rapids idea. no proof he lives there
    Who cares if there's proof... once he's out he'd have to go to court to get back in

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    Restraining order?

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    I would wait till he leaves and change the locks and chuck out his stuff.. or if he doesnt leave, perhaps find some big chaps to come chat to the dude.
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    Easy - change the locks when he is out.

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    She moved into spare room. She kicked him out, but he came back and made so much noise that she let him in as she was embarrased

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spykerdb View Post
    She moved into spare room. She kicked him out, but he came back and made so much noise that she let him in as she was embarrased
    Do it again, call the police when he comes back and tell them her ex boyfriend is trying to breakin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghoti View Post
    I would wait till he leaves and change the locks and chuck out his stuff.. or if he doesnt leave, perhaps find some big chaps to come chat to the dude.
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    make his life a living hell.
    plant some dope in the flat and then call the cops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xrapidx View Post
    Do it again, call the police when he comes back and tell them her ex boyfriend is trying to breakin
    I think that the police try to avoid what they regard as domestic squabbles.

    Maybe go and hire a huge bodybuilder to sleep in her old bed (where the ex currently sleeps).
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    Nigerians would sort this out for R500
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