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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamster View Post
    On a serious note, give me Lisa's number and I'll go ask her for you.
    That's OK. I thought, WWHD (What Would Hamm Do)?

    Hamm would be direct, so I asked Lisa, "do you like me", and she said "yes".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humberto View Post
    Back in school, my friends and I would check out the birds and say, "that's a one-ply there", or, "check how that one's dressed, she's clearly a three-ply".
    Maybe if you apologise sincerely for whatever you did, the headmaster will let you go back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humberto View Post
    Back in school, my friends and I would check out the birds and say, "that's a one-ply there", or, "check how that one's dressed, she's clearly a three-ply".
    Shitty school
    Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humberto View Post
    That's OK. I thought, WWHD (What Would Hamm Do)?

    Hamm would be direct, so I asked Lisa, "do you like me", and she said "yes".
    And then? Did you both start leaning in? Was there soft music playing in the background?

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    Have you shagged her yet?
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    I have been called a retard my whole life

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
    Have you shagged her yet?
    That's a bit inappropriate to be asking a 13 year old, don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    That's a bit inappropriate to be asking a 13 year old, don't you think?
    In this day and age?

    I would have unfortunately called that starting late.
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    I have been called a retard my whole life

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
    In this day and age?

    I would have unfortunately called that starting late.
    What's the bet this is Krisis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    What's the bet this is Krisis?
    This just got interesting

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    Who the f&€k is Lisa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snail View Post
    Who the f&€k is Lisa?
    The question is really: "Who is f&€king Lisa?"
    Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."

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    Lisa sounds like a whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyD View Post
    The question is really: "Who is f&€king Lisa?"
    Who isn't? Besides Humberto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humberto View Post
    Back in school, my friends and I would check out the birds and say, "that's a one-ply there", or, "check how that one's dressed, she's clearly a three-ply".
    Play the tough guy.
    When you see her say hey you 3 ply a$$ wipe come sit on my stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrYes View Post
    Play the tough guy.
    When you see her say hey you 3 ply a$$ wipe come sit on my stick.
    tell her to wipe her a$$ on your stick.

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