I'm gonna need...
...a very large roll of cheap carpet that can support approximately 55kg.
Actresses willing to audition for the part of "alibi girlfriend" for my upcoming movie.
12 bricks
Fake passport
2 spades.
Someone with very good photoshop skills.
Nude pics of Natalie Portman.
Your help would be greatly appreciated...
Shopped Natalie Portman nudes?
I've made a huge mistake.
Body Double (1984)
if you use a knife you don't even need the bricks
Hitler's like the Mickey Mouse of evil. Except Goofy is Goebbels and Minnie is on fire in a ditch.
You sort of do. No point in risking gas build up...Originally Posted by smalltownsky
Will topless do? Else you'll have to settle for photoshopped.
I'm willing to compromise. Show me your cards...
that is why you puncture the lungs, stomach and intestines to prevent it
Hitler's like the Mickey Mouse of evil. Except Goofy is Goebbels and Minnie is on fire in a ditch.
No guarantee you'll severe them all correctly. Rather safe than sorry I say...
hmmm....not sure I can post that here....probably against the rules. Will PM instead.
Screw it. Post it with a clear NSFW message. Sharing is caring...
Are you making a porno movie ??
If it walks like a duck and kwaks like a duck ..its a duck
All I could manage..
Quite a compliacted way of trying to get nude pics of Natalie Portman
Sure she's been nude...playboy?
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