Why did the Portuguese cross the road? Because he was, erm, stuck in the chicken.
Why did the Greek cross the road? Because he was, erm, stuck in the Portuguese.
Why did Ockie cross the road?
...well, you get the picture.
When properly (uncensored) told, this is my most offensive joke. Well, in the top 3...
Not everyone swoons over the rugby, cricket, football world cup either. It's okay. It's normal not swoon over a major sporting event.
Well ****, I have nothing to say...