Yeah, it's a bitch to be commonOriginally Posted by Ol' Mean Bastid
RPM's got a sense of humour...
bwahahahaha
Yeah, it's a bitch to be commonRPM's got a sense of humour...
bwahahahaha
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" - H.P. Lovecraft
.|... Eskom
No fscking electricity now!!!
where?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Not big enough to handle a sashimi knife. Obviously from South JHB...
Why did you have so much cash on you? You should have kept it in the bank and just used a credit cardThis is terrible
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
'cause he's just full of cash Nicci
They stole the cards and because its a travel card they have next to no security. So they can easily process a transaction through a friend and take the cash, without ever having to know the pin...Why did you have so much cash on you? You should have kept it in the bank and just used a credit card
Morning
House viewing today
The caveman came of the bushes to view some houses ?
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" - H.P. Lovecraft
Sue painted her garden boy blue
Neighbour: 'Sue why did you paint your garden boy blue. You can't paint your garden boy?'
Sue: 'It's MY garden boy and I'll paint him which ever color I like'
Edgemead or Bothasig?
Oh goodness. Well, I hope everything turns out for the best!!! Good luck!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to
work in her vegetable garden. However, no matter
what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to
ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had
beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day
and inquired of him his secret.
"It's reall quite simple," the old man explained.
"Twice each day, in the morning and in the
evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes
and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his
advice and proceeded to expose herself to her
plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to
check her progress. "So," he asked, "any luck
with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see
the size of my cucumbers!"
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" - H.P. Lovecraft
Edgemead
Bothasig is actually not bad (not near the N7), good value, it's just the name is cringeworthy.
There are a few nuns that go to a priest for
confessions. The priest goes to the first nun and
says," Answer honestly, have you ever been in
contact with a human penis?"
The 1st nun says," Once I accidently opened the
door when a guy was changing and saw his penis."
The priest says," That's fine, go and wash your
eyes in the holy water. Next!"
The 2nd nun says," Once I accidently touched a
guy's penis."
The priest says," Okay, just go and wash your
hands in the holy water. Next! Next."
No one shows up then he goes into the room with
the holy water and he sees two nuns fist
fighting. He says," Hey!! What's going on?"
One of the nuns says," I'm trying to gargle the
holy water before she puts her ass in it!"
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" - H.P. Lovecraft
Oh ffs. Someone just walked in here with curry. And it smells delicious. FFS.
Now I have to eat curry again tonight. Well done, arsehole...
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