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Thread: If you could have any job that doesn't exist, what would it be?

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    Default If you could have any job that doesn't exist, what would it be?

    it has to be a job that currently does not exist.

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    "Employ Sinbad to bum around at home all day, download and watch movies and series, and pay him R2m per annum"

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    Replicant tracking.
    Professional mammoth polo player.
    Mammoth poacher.
    Galactic Express pilot.
    Borg drone.
    Sex hacker.
    The weak shall inherit nothing

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    Travel writer.

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    Profesional Dragon Ball Z Character
    Guy who inspects quality of porn prooduced
    A working goverment official

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    Companion on cruise ship (I had a similar job to this when I worked for Sunset Cruises as a deck sports coach, the main requirement was to have a good suntan). Lots of offers from (usually ugly) widows wanting some extras.

    Pomp your way around the world
    If music be the food of love, play on

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    Surf the internet all day in case it breaks and then call someone when it goes down.

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    Captain of a spacecraft set out to find life/planets to relocate the human race. Chances of making it home minimal, chances of finding life minimal, chances of finding a planet similar to earth, medium to high.
    Custom t-shirts, high quality garments and ink along with good pricing. pm me

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    Mars Rover Driver
    Virginity Authenticator
    George Cloony's job in "Up in the Air"
    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Do nothing and get paid for the amount of nothing being done.

    Get paid for using a forum, by the amount of valuable input contributed.

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    Tony Stark's right hand man.

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    Giver of cups of shut the fsck up.
    Bebamos y divirtámonos que mañana moriremos.
    Melior morior bellator, quam ago profugus.
    Nemo saltat sobrius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrYes View Post
    Virginity Authenticator
    The Zulus (or the Swazis, you know the one with the Reed Dance) had that positions for centuries.
    The weak shall inherit nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanimoyo View Post
    it has to be a job that currently does not exist.
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    Travel writer.

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    Lighthouse keeper ( yes there once was )
    Paid to read books. ( not review just read )
    Time traveller
    No I'm not rude, just honest.

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