Good lord, you must be traumatised. Are they coughing in public now too?Originally Posted by ichigo
Good lord, you must be traumatised. Are they coughing in public now too?
Ever had a booger flicking contest?
What's the furthest you've flicked a snot-ossie?
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
From one side of the kitchen all the way to the other side into the potato salad. Booyah!
Would have been more impressive if it missed the salad and got stuck on the far wall!
/tempted to "would of"
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
As a kid I used to flick them on the ceiling. Then get the ladder out once in a while and view my hardened handiwork. I was like the Michelangelo - the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles version though. Everyone who entered the Sixteen Boogers Chapel looked up and admired...
problem? want him to share?ok so I work with someone who picks his nose aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
whether he is walking past to go to the bathroom, going into a meeting room, talking on his phone, making coffee, making lunch... anything really... permanently walks around with his finger lodged deeply in his nose!
and he makes no bones about it. doesnt try to be discreet, he just goes at it full ball no holding back.
and yes, he either wipes his finger on his pants but most of the time..
HE EATS IT!
Hitler's like the Mickey Mouse of evil. Except Goofy is Goebbels and Minnie is on fire in a ditch.
Remember that old poem?
The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad
Rolling them into little balls
And flicking them at his dad.
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
Did you guys have booger sheets?
Yip. My sister's bed sheet was the booger-sheet.
Or I don't know wtf a booger-sheet is...
After picking your nose, you stick them on a piece of paper, preferably A4. After a while you'll have a collection of dried boogers on your booger sheet.
Similar to what you did on the ceiling. Some people have their collections under desks etc my current flatmate had his on part of the wall behind the couch.
The fun part is breaking them off, if you can stomach it
Okay, no. Never really had one of those. Apart from my sister's bed, that is*...
*this comment is not for signatures and not to be taken out of context...
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