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    Millions of SA citizens could become subjects of Swazi King Mswati if his government succeeds in claiming a disputed Swazi territory allegedly incorporated improperly into SA in the 19th century.

    Swaziland’s Border Adjustment Committee, appointed by Mswati to retrieve the territory, intends to report SA to the UN for its lack of co-operation in negotiating a solution to the land dispute, Brigadier-General Fonono Dube, a committee member, told the Swazi media.

    Swaziland’s royal government wants to extend the landlocked country’s border eastward to the Indian Ocean by incorporating KwaZulu-Natal south of the Mozambique border to Lake Sibaya.

    Swaziland also wants to extend its national territory north and west into Mpumalanga, and also claim a portion of northern Mpumalanga, including a section of the Kruger National Park.
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    Better idea: annex Swaziland and introduce that puffed-up twit to the guillotine.
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    intends to report SA to the UN for its lack of co-operation in negotiating a solution to the land dispute
    Oh whateva sista!!! The UN is sitting with its finger up its arse regarding the Syrian issue. You honestly think they give a flying rats ass about your messed up little country that you managed to steal rotten and bankrupted? FEK OFF!

    I swear...so many human examples of a total waste of carbon and oxygen. bleh
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    Lol. Even with our useless army protecting us I wish him the best of luck!
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    Does the UN have the power to make something like this happen? I know thats sort of the way Israel came about, but can it be done again?

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    Didn't his cANCer buddies give/lend him a fortune recently?
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    Lol, what a joke...

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    This is too funny...


    Mswati my son, you are thicker than two short planks... The only border that might change is Swaziland being incorporated into sa since you are pretty much basically funded by us
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    Fark that.... That moron couldn't even rule a dung heap properly.

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    da king : " Thank you zoomer for the R2,4 billion loan, oh & i will also take KZN & Mpumalanga, shots bra"

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    HAHAHAHAHA. We should just do a reverse takeover if he tries to invade our land. His people probably wouldn't even oppose being incorporated under South Africa seeing as Mswati makes even our worst corrupt officials look like amateurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimos View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA. We should just do a reverse takeover if he tries to invade our land. His people probably wouldn't even oppose being incorporated under South Africa seeing as Mswati makes even our worst corrupt officials look like amateurs.
    I'll bet a South African take-over would be warmly welcomed by the population there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maddmatt View Post
    I'll bet a South African take-over would be warmly welcomed by the population there.
    Our government doesn't want them, though. Highest aids infection rate in the world (I think), unskilled, uneducated... nah.
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    Even funnier than when Mugabe wanted to declare war on the UK...

    They'd be about as welcome in the UN as the Taliban or Gadaffi.
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    I must say it would be funny if this happens. You'll just wake up one day living in a new country without even moving. hahahahahaha

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