Can we please ban Christianity ?

[TJ99]

LOL, they had a camera? For reals?

If only Steve Irwin was still alive, imagine the voiceover he could have done...

"Ah crikey, what a beauty. A 6 footer! This is a wild South African Atheist. You gotta watch out for the tail, these guys pack quite a wallop. Look there, at his nostrils. He's warning me, just saying, back off, this is my territory."

[DrJohnZoidberg]

LOL, they had a camera? For reals?

If only Steve Irwin was still alive, imagine the voiceover he could have done...

"Ah crikey, what a beauty. A 6 footer! This is a wild South African Atheist. You gotta watch out for the tail, these guys pack quite a wallop. Look there, at his nostrils. He's warning me, just saying, back off, this is my territory."

Brilliant

[empirex]

LOL, they had a camera? For reals?

If only Steve Irwin was still alive, imagine the voiceover he could have done...

"Ah crikey, what a beauty. A 6 footer! This is a wild South African hominid. You gotta watch out for the tail, these guys pack quite a wallop. Look there, at his nostrils. He's warning me, just saying, back off, this is my territory."

Fixed

[SoulTax]

Sometimes I feel bad at my natural reaction to people like these nutter mentioned in the OP. I was walking on a high street in the UK.
An old granny steps out and sticks a flyer under my nose, saying: "Jesus loves you".
Me: "I'm sure he does in lala land, but I already have enough imaginary voices in my head thanks".

I wish they would attack me when I have plenty of time to troll them. That way I can waste their time and hopefully have a good laugh doing it.

[alloytoo]

Today I was leaving a client (big South African bank) premises after a long meeting.

As I was walking to my car this guy approaches me and tells me they are doing a religious survey and do I mind stating my religion. I tell him I am an atheist and walk to my car then all of a sudden another guy gets out, and a camera is pointed at me and they start to preach to me about Jesus.

Then they start asking me questions like how do I know this building (them pointing at the bank) was created by men. I sighed and at that point I started walking faster towards my car and hoping they will leave me alone.

But not at all they kept following me and telling me that Jesus is my saviour.

If the stupid religion can not be banned at least make it legal to punch religious trolls!

Next time point at the imaginary candid cameras and ask them if they would sign a release form.....

[RazedInBlack]

LOL, they had a camera? For reals?

If only Steve Irwin was still alive, imagine the voiceover he could have done...

"Ah crikey, what a beauty. A 6 footer! This is a wild South African Atheist. You gotta watch out for the tail, these guys pack quite a wallop. Look there, at his nostrils. He's warning me, just saying, back off, this is my territory."

ROFL!

[ChocolateBadger]

Why would you want to ban the most successful business model in the world?

[Chevron]

Why would you want to ban the most successful untaxed business model in the world?

FTFY

[ChocolateBadger]

FTFY

Thanks

[RazedInBlack]

Why would you want to ban the most successful business model in the world?

Never thought of it that way.

[falcon786]

Today I was leaving a client (big South African bank) premises after a long meeting.

As I was walking to my car this guy approaches me and tells me they are doing a religious survey and do I mind stating my religion. I tell him I am an atheist and walk to my car then all of a sudden another guy gets out, and a camera is pointed at me and they start to preach to me about Jesus.

Then they start asking me questions like how do I know this building (them pointing at the bank) was created by men. I sighed and at that point I started walking faster towards my car and hoping they will leave me alone.

But not at all they kept following me and telling me that Jesus is my saviour.

If the stupid religion can not be banned at least make it legal to punch religious trolls!

ROFLMAO while I'm religious (muslim btw) that whole experience sounds whack!!!!!

Lol are you sure it wasn't one of your Christian friends who knows you atheist playing a prank on you on something?What was the camera for?!!!

lmao crazy stufff........

Get us a copy of the tape if you ever see these guys again.

[ChocolateBadger]

That camera footage is going to be used at their next happy clappy meeting to show the non believers. They are going to come after you. They are going to save you. I suggest you change you bank branch.

Just tell a preacher to go to hell

[porchrat]

FTFY

The whole untaxed thing is part of the business model. Look back at the legal battles the RCC has been involved in to actively protect that status.

[Nerfherder]

Sometimes I feel bad at my natural reaction to people like these nutter mentioned in the OP. I was walking on a high street in the UK.
An old granny steps out and sticks a flyer under my nose, saying: "Jesus loves you".
Me: "I'm sure he does in lala land, but I already have enough imaginary voices in my head thanks".

I wish they would attack me when I have plenty of time to troll them. That way I can waste their time and hopefully have a good laugh doing it.

I know Jesus loves me but satan gives blowjobs.

[teraside]

Today I was leaving a client (big South African bank) premises after a long meeting.

As I was walking to my car this guy approaches me and tells me they are doing a religious survey and do I mind stating my religion. I tell him I am an atheist and walk to my car then all of a sudden another guy gets out, and a camera is pointed at me and they start to preach to me about Jesus.

Then they start asking me questions like how do I know this building (them pointing at the bank) was created by men. I sighed and at that point I started walking faster towards my car and hoping they will leave me alone.

But not at all they kept following me and telling me that Jesus is my saviour.

If the stupid religion can not be banned at least make it legal to punch religious trolls!

DS. I'm a Christian and this has happened to me as well. So don't think it's because of your belief or non belief system. It's just people that are arrogant and obnoxious. Bliksem them next time is my advice.