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    Can we please ban Atheism ?

    Today while walking around a thread I was ninja'd by an atheist. He demanded proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pr⊕phet View Post
    Can we please ban Atheism ?

    Today while walking around a thread I was ninja'd by an atheist. He demanded proof.
    High five.
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    Let's ban common sense while were at it. Everyone should be led by the nose by a bunch of fairy tales. Death to free thinking people. Down with intelligence.

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    I agree. Ban it. Ban it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pr⊕phet View Post
    Can we please ban Atheism ?

    Today while walking around a thread I was ninja'd by an atheist. He demanded proof.
    I agree. You are all doomed!!! But... everyone can join my religion. I am the prophet and everyone must send me money to be saved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pr⊕phet View Post
    Can we please ban Atheism ?

    Today while walking around a thread I was ninja'd by an atheist. He demanded proof.


    ban the baby eating ****ers

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    Quote Originally Posted by unskinnybob View Post
    Let's ban common sense while were at it. Everyone should be led by the nose by a bunch of fairy tales. Death to free thinking people. Down with intelligence.
    I thought common sense was already banned on myBB
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    I heard that atheists are angry at god and kick cats every Sunday and masturbate furiously.

    Also that they really believe in Satan because, obviously, we're all born to believe in something so, when they say, "Oh my God" they're really saying, "Oh my Satan, Emperor of All That Is Dark, that hurt!"

    Atheists are devil-worshipping, drug-using scum-bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
    I heard that atheists are angry at god and kick cats every Sunday and masturbate furiously.

    Also that they really believe in Satan because, obviously, we're all born to believe in something so, when they say, "Oh my God" they're really saying, "Oh my Satan, Emperor of All That Is Dark, that hurt!"

    Atheists are devil-worshipping, drug-using scum-bags.
    I can't be all these at the same time...can I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
    I heard that atheists are angry at god and kick cats every Sunday and masturbate furiously.

    Also that they really believe in Satan because, obviously, we're all born to believe in something so, when they say, "Oh my God" they're really saying, "Oh my Satan, Emperor of All That Is Dark, that hurt!"

    Atheists are devil-worshipping, drug-using scum-bags.
    I sometimes kick some extra cat on Wednesdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
    I heard that atheists are angry at god and kick cats every Sunday and masturbate furiously.

    Also that they really believe in Satan because, obviously, we're all born to believe in something so, when they say, "Oh my God" they're really saying, "Oh my Satan, Emperor of All That Is Dark, that hurt!"

    Atheists are devil-worshipping, drug-using scum-bags.
    Don't forget the human sacrifice. Those evil bastards are forever roasting babies on the spit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
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    Atheists are devil-worshipping, drug-using scum-bags.
    Wouldn't that make the devil a deity? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for drugs, kicking cats, masturbation and flame grilled infant.

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