Sad Discovery

[JTech]

Tis a very sad day indeed. I just found out that Ivy is my long lost aunty

[swordfish1]

lol

shall we ask the mods to ban you from those forums!

I am just kidding

[Tux]

My condolences Jtech.....
wanna donut?

[LandyMan]

LOL!
Mods, can we please have a poll so the forumites can make suggestions as to how JTech must handle the situation?
possible Options:
1. Kill yourself (with a shotgun)
2. Use this information to the benefit of the South African telecommunications industry
3. Kill yourself (with a handgun)
4. Kill yourself (by driving off a cliff)

hehehe

[JTech]

hehehe Brilliant... some folk here have wonderful sense of humour

[Moederloos]

LOL!
Mods, can we please have a poll so the forumites can make suggestions as to how JTech must handle the situation?
possible Options:
1. Kill yourself (with a shotgun)
2. Use this information to the benefit of the South African telecommunications industry
3. Kill yourself (with a handgun)
4. Kill yourself (by driving off a cliff)

hehehe

5. Kill yourself by getting between Ivy and a donut?

[kingmonty]

Tis a very sad day indeed. I just found out that Ivy is my long lost aunty

Ivy was lost? Wasn't she just sleeping?

[The_Librarian]

hehehe...

maybe you can ask her for uncapped, unshaped adsl for free...

[JTech]

LOLIES, maybe I'll ask her for Telkom's backbone to be installed in my house

[Hobagoas]

Congrats

[Moederloos]

hehehe...

maybe you can ask her for uncapped, unshaped adsl for free...

Prob. not worth the effort. You would have to explain the term to her. And then you would need to explain ADSL. And then POTS. And then communications. Forget it rather.

picture it:
you: So, Tannie, this donut box with 6 donuts represents the internet
Tannie Ivy: Yes.. /unsure/
y: now, imagine I take out a donut, and the box STILL contains 6 donuts....
TI: /eyes light up, almost as if there was intelligence behind them/
y: THAT is uncapped ADSL!
TI: /eats donut, donut box and the placemat/

[JTech]

Yep, she'll probably fall asleep after the first 10 words I say

[ic]

Tis a very sad day indeed. I just found out that Ivy is my long lost aunty

With your inside info maybe you can help solve this mystery: is her Poisonous Ivyness really a zombie [in the umdead sense] with a fetish for doughnuts & sleeping on a stack of recommendations to liberalise SA's telecoms sector?

[JTech]

Now that would need six boxes of doughnuts and three nap periods to find out.

[mooK]

Jtech, are you serious? If so, wouldn't u be able to meet up with her or something and ask her wtf is her problem? (in a nice way)