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Thread: My ship has finally come in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Victor Baloyi
    How is your day?
    My name is Mr. Victor Baloyi. I am writing with utmost Confidentiality and Trust confides in you; I wish to
    hint you briefly of my Biography, so that we can both be familiar with each other. I am the Acting Director of
    Operations with the South Africa Institute of Financial Markets .It’s an Escrow and Equity Finance
    Organization with principal Assurance operation which merges direct services with the FNB. That is if you
    have better idea about this. I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of late Mr. Levy
    Mwanawasa, an investment BONDED FUNDS worth close to 450Million USD placed under our
    management 7 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential
    and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.
    I contact you independently and no one in my Office is informed of this communication. In 2000, the
    subject matter; Mr. Levy Mwanawasa came to our management to engage in business discussions with
    our Private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 320 Million United States
    dollars, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf before his death. As I write to you presently, the
    Bonded Funds has generated close to 1,155,724,369.25 USD. Take your time to calculate the figure but I
    am sure its equivalent is huge on daily conversion remain UNCLAIMED
    At last I can look down on all you peons ^_^

    Anyway - what shall I do with the number given? Sign up for a billion services?
    Last edited by DrewChan; 18-09-2012 at 10:35 AM.

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    I wonder how many people won't read to the bottom and think I am spamming [Fixed]
    Last edited by DrewChan; 18-09-2012 at 10:35 AM.

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    Yes, sign him up for some gay donkey vs lobster porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devill View Post
    Yes, sign him up for some gay donkey vs lobster porn.
    Woah!! Sign me up for some of that also!!
    Will work for peanuts

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    Why not Zoidberg? "(\/) (°,,,°) (\/)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewChan View Post
    Anyway - what shall I do with the number given? Sign up for a billion services?
    what number ?

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    But, I have already claimed it and I am typing this from my private beach near Aruba on my gold encrusted iPhone 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by dualmeister View Post
    gold encrusted iPhone 5
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    iPhone 5
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    What are you trying to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewChan View Post
    How is your day?
    Good and you? Thank you for asking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewChan View Post
    I wonder how many people won't read to the bottom and think I am spamming
    Well maybe not so many if you used quote tags so it doesn't seem like your own words?
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    You make a good point TJ

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    If one were to respond positively to these emails , I wonder if they (the scammers) will reply ?
    Quote Originally Posted by jingaling View Post
    Blu, you're a genius.

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    Well after googling the name Mr. Victor Baloyi - I get a story about aggravated bank robbery. Wonder if he uses his real name?

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    hahaha you clearly missed this part!!!
    keep the contents of this mail confidential

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