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Thread: For all the bored people out there!!!

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    Talking For all the bored people out there!!!

    Heard Someone Coming

    A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to
    put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out
    of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
    contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
    "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
    it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
    "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he
    finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
    they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
    solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the
    best part of my body is my ears?"

    Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone
    coming? That was me.

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    Dis te veel om te lees snorrie
    Soli Deo Gloria
    Jesus loves you as you are, not as you should be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teraside View Post
    Dis te veel om te lees snorrie
    Moenie worry nie... Is snaaks, miskien kan jy relate!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snormossel View Post
    Moenie worry nie... Is snaaks, miskien kan jy relate!!!!
    EK het nie nou krag om dit te lees nie dude, ek kry warm, so warm!
    Soli Deo Gloria
    Jesus loves you as you are, not as you should be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teraside View Post
    EK het nie nou krag om dit te lees nie dude, ek kry warm, so warm!
    Gan gooi jou coke in en hou op kla!!! Jy klink alweer soos 'n ouvrou!!!!

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    haha...damn flippen funny
    Me fail English? That's unpossible.

    you have to know the 5 "D"s of dodgeball;..dodge;.duck..dip;..dive and dodge

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    hoekom praat ons afrikaans?
    the only gift telkom ever gave me for working hard is a verbal warning
    i have just wasted your time

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    Classic
    There are 10 types of ppl in the world those who understand binary and those who dnt ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by GangStarr View Post
    hoekom praat ons afrikaans?
    Want ons kan.

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    Ya, ek cant verstaan afrikanz nee

    I R a Durbanite
    I'm not crazy......I'm just misunderstood

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingrob View Post
    Want ons kan.
    LHO!!!! Jy weet dit.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GangStarr View Post
    hoekom praat ons afrikaans?
    Ditto... whats ditto in afrikaans?

    Joke was slightly funny because it took me a while to get, I'm a bit slow today :/

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    Nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeNeZ View Post
    Ya, ek cant verstaan afrikanz nee

    I R a Durbanite
    I never laughed so many since I was a children!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfrog View Post
    Ditto... whats ditto in afrikaans? :/
    You can use a lot of words : juis, ditsem, dieselfde, netso... I don't think there is a real/direct translation for 'ditto' in Afrikaans?

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