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    Dude, grab your laptop. Put a bunch of 30sec long pr0n clips on it. Charge laptop battery. Go to highway onramp during peak hour traffic. Walk up and down and offer people the chance to watch a clip for a fee, such as R5. I'm telling you, you'll make dosh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie2 View Post
    Dude, grab your laptop. Put a bunch of 30sec long pr0n clips on it. Charge laptop battery. Go to highway onramp during peak hour traffic. Walk up and down and offer people the chance to watch a clip for a fee, such as R5. I'm telling you, you'll make dosh.
    As if some crim wont quickly "relieve" him of his laptop...
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    good point. in that case, insure the laptop first. then borrow a video cam and get a mate to film you offering your services. If laptop gets swiped, you'll have a clip to sell to e-tv news. if not, you'll have a clip to sell to leon shuster

    /me r practical und resourceful vandag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie2 View Post
    good point. in that case, insure the laptop first. then borrow a video cam and get a mate to film you offering your services. If laptop gets swiped, you'll have a clip to sell to e-tv news. if not, you'll have a clip to sell to leon shuster

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    hey,great idea Debbie2.
    while u at it u could also offer to cut the clips to cd for your clients to view at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby_digital View Post
    hey,great idea Debbie2.
    while u at it u could also offer to cut the clips to cd for your clients to view at home.
    now we're working together! Even better, one could carry ready-made CDs with one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie2 View Post
    You could stand on the N1 on-ramp in the morning and walk up and down, offering motorists the chance to view a 30second long pr0n clips for a small fee. It will:
    1) lighten many a person's daily sitting-in-traffic grind
    2) make you money
    3) reduce road rage

    Do it for the good of your country!
    and cause misty windows, thereby causing more car crashes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie2 View Post
    now we're working together! Even better, one could carry ready-made CDs with one....
    But wait, theres more! Included are the appropriate codecs so that these avi and mpegs can be easily viewed on any PC...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingmonty View Post
    and cause misty windows, thereby causing more car crashes?
    Misty window from a 30 second visual clip? Ok, well, he won't offer it to you then (but you can still buy the cds for later viewing - now with codecs included!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie2 View Post
    Misty window from a 30 second visual clip? Ok, well, he won't offer it to you then (but you can still buy the cds for later viewing - now with codecs included!)
    cds? CDS????

    No thanks. I want my pr0n on DVDs only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingmonty View Post
    cds? CDS????

    No thanks. I want my pr0n on DVDs only.
    Ag orrraight we'll make DVDs AND CDs.

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