How to get more out of my laptop,other than just fun?

[Debbie]

Dude, grab your laptop. Put a bunch of 30sec long pr0n clips on it. Charge laptop battery. Go to highway onramp during peak hour traffic. Walk up and down and offer people the chance to watch a clip for a fee, such as R5. I'm telling you, you'll make dosh.

[supersunbird]

Dude, grab your laptop. Put a bunch of 30sec long pr0n clips on it. Charge laptop battery. Go to highway onramp during peak hour traffic. Walk up and down and offer people the chance to watch a clip for a fee, such as R5. I'm telling you, you'll make dosh.

As if some crim wont quickly "relieve" him of his laptop...

[Debbie]

good point. in that case, insure the laptop first. then borrow a video cam and get a mate to film you offering your services. If laptop gets swiped, you'll have a clip to sell to e-tv news. if not, you'll have a clip to sell to leon shuster

/me r practical und resourceful vandag!

[bobby_digital]

good point. in that case, insure the laptop first. then borrow a video cam and get a mate to film you offering your services. If laptop gets swiped, you'll have a clip to sell to e-tv news. if not, you'll have a clip to sell to leon shuster

/me r practical und resourceful vandag!

hey,great idea Debbie2.
while u at it u could also offer to cut the clips to cd for your clients to view at home.

[Debbie]

hey,great idea Debbie2.
while u at it u could also offer to cut the clips to cd for your clients to view at home.

now we're working together! Even better, one could carry ready-made CDs with one....

[kingmonty]

You could stand on the N1 on-ramp in the morning and walk up and down, offering motorists the chance to view a 30second long pr0n clips for a small fee. It will:
1) lighten many a person's daily sitting-in-traffic grind
2) make you money
3) reduce road rage

Do it for the good of your country!

and cause misty windows, thereby causing more car crashes?

[supersunbird]

now we're working together! Even better, one could carry ready-made CDs with one....

But wait, theres more! Included are the appropriate codecs so that these avi and mpegs can be easily viewed on any PC...

[Debbie]

and cause misty windows, thereby causing more car crashes?

Misty window from a 30 second visual clip? Ok, well, he won't offer it to you then (but you can still buy the cds for later viewing - now with codecs included!)

[kingmonty]

Misty window from a 30 second visual clip? Ok, well, he won't offer it to you then (but you can still buy the cds for later viewing - now with codecs included!)

cds? CDS????

No thanks. I want my pr0n on DVDs only.

[Debbie]

cds? CDS????

No thanks. I want my pr0n on DVDs only.

Ag orrraight we'll make DVDs AND CDs.

[The_Librarian]

Dirty minds...

[jacqvt]

Dirty minds...

Look what came out of just a simple question asked in the beginning