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Thread: Your 2nd toe should be longer than your big toe - If not, its wrong.

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    Default Your 2nd toe should be longer than your big toe - If not, its wrong.

    You see, if you look at the way shoes are created, the front if them are made as if your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it. So the peak of a shoe is in line with your 2nd toe (whatever thats called).

    I often argue this with my other half, or anyone else who says otherwise, or says that my toes are wrong.

    So if the tips of your toes are basically in a straight line, you are abnormal.

    Absoloute special people are left handers and have the 2nd toe bigger than the rest - and thats me

    Cant imagine what it must feel like to be right handed and have all toes in a nice neat line.
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    You got Morton's Toe, you freak.
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    From chiskops Link....

    The French call it pied ancestral or pied de Néanderthal[1], believing it to be a sign of intelligence. Cleopatra was known to have this, and many consider this trait to be a sign of beauty.
    Intelligence, beauty - what can i say, its all true

    around 10% of feet worldwide have this
    As i said, together with my left handedness, i'm special.
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    Ditto - longer 2nd toe and left handed.

    I hate being special with other people

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    Boodles, it's not your toes or your left-handedness makes you special... Besides we've seen your manboobs muscular chest, so we all knew about your beauty.
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    Bleh, all in a line.

    It feels terrible...

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    lol - still waiting for your pic chiskop.
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    lol the ad writes itself - hairy Australian with manboobs, Morton's Toe and a fascination for excreting string seeks pic of bald headed man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highflyer_GP View Post
    lol the ad writes itself - hairy Australian with manboobs, Morton's Toe and a fascination for excreting string seeks pic of bald headed man
    and masturbates with his left hand.

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    Actually, I'm a bit concerned now....

    On my right foot my big toe is longer than my second toe, but on my left foot my second toe is longer than my big one :/

    Does that make me just a little bit special?

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    yes cuz its your left foot

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    I got them funny toes too, but i'm ambidextrous and butt ugly so chiskop's article is wrong
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    People with a longer second toe are supposed to be good athletes.
    Don’t know how true that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebhostingTalk View Post
    People with a longer second toe are supposed to be good athletes.
    Don’t know how true that is
    Yeah, they are also supposed to make lots of money .... I'm still waiting for my first windfall

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    ahem..my second toe is slighly longer then my first...Im right handed...thats sounds more special then being left handed.

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