How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?

[BCO]

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

g0g0g0

Apparently I could **** up 27 5-year-olds in a fight.

/wonders what Pitbull could do. Prolly @ least 50.

[Messugga]

32. I blame computer games!

[BCO]

Nice! I take it you have "swarming experience" then. Starcraft FTW!

[BobbyMac]

It just takes one five year old to hit you in the balls.

[Surv0]

lol

Me = 29 little buggers

[TiredOfWaiting]

34. Yay, maybe I'll change my nick to "babyslayer" or "antman" now...

[BCO]

It just takes one five year old to hit you in the balls.

One of the rules is "* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) *"

[Pitbull]

I found this part bloody funny

Q: How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?

A: To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

But i could only do:

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight

[Gnome]

I especially like this idea:

"During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?"

Never thought about it but a 5 year old that's small enough could make a good shield and weapon...

Scored 30 btw..

[BCO]

I found this part bloody funny

Q: How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?

A: To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

But i could only do:

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight

So does that mean 28 kids >>>> Gareth Cliff?

[Pitbull]

So does that mean 28 kids >>>> Gareth Cliff?

LMAO, they would pwn his noob arse

[adsl3g]

502

*/ but it said 'bad gateway' after that so I take it it does not count.

[Messugga]

I think the fact that I've done martial arts for the vast majority of my lifetime help (also allows me to kick 3+feet high). Only way I could see really getting more is if I've been trampled. I've been to plenty of metal gigs with some heavy moshing, but I've never been trampled...

[Pitbull]

I think the fact that I've done martial arts for the vast majority of my lifetime help (also allows me to kick 3+feet high). Only way I could see really getting more is if I've been trampled. I've been to plenty of metal gigs with some heavy moshing, but I've never been trampled...

I can't kick very high, having muscles in wierd places has their down fall

[Omac]

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

They still scare me!!