Date night ideas

[marbro]

Hey guys,
So Im going on a 2nd date on saturday, with someone thats out of my league .....

Need to impress a little with some fun,
Both live in the West rand - Gauteng region, willing to cruise fourways/randburg/roodepoort etc..

First date was just drinks at a Hennies, turned out freaking lekker cause they didnt blast music and we could actually chat. Also, food 10/10..

What ideas do you guys have? We arent big drinkers, so literally a beer and a gin is consumed.. the rest of the time its mixers
budget 1-2k?

 

[Thrasil]

I dont have a date but i pay for AI so i can help you. 1. Acrobranch Walkabout Creek (Fourways) → late lunch at Modern Tailors or The Fat Zebra. 2. Sunday River Trail / Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens (Roodepoort) + picnic or lunch after. 3. Sotano (Fourways) for tapas + a wander around Montecasino's bird gardens

 

[Heisenborg]

Need pics 1st

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Condoms

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Leathers, feathers, whips

 

[Heisenborg]

I dont have a date but i pay for AI so i can help you. 1. Acrobranch Walkabout Creek (Fourways) → late lunch at Modern Tailors or The Fat Zebra. 2. Sunday River Trail / Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens (Roodepoort) + picnic or lunch after. 3. Sotano (Fourways) for tapas + a wander around Montecasino's bird gardens

The only rational answer you will get on this thread

 

[Defiler]

KFC + Netflix & chill.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

KFC + Netflix & chill.

Only if you want diarrhea?

 

[Defiler]

Only if you want diarrhea?

Take an Imodium or charcoal tablet beforehand.

Edit: You can never be too safe!

 

[Segg]

MyBB members get dates?

As in DD-MM-YYYY?

 

[B-1]

Only if you want diarrhea?

He might be German.

 

[purple face]

I dont have a date but i pay for AI so i can help you. 1. Acrobranch Walkabout Creek (Fourways) → late lunch at Modern Tailors or The Fat Zebra. 2. Sunday River Trail / Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens (Roodepoort) + picnic or lunch after. 3. Sotano (Fourways) for tapas + a wander around Montecasino's bird gardens

And on the 3rd date a proposal, oh good an early Friday thread

 

[Heisenborg]

Only if you want diarrhea?

Diarrhea is the passage of loose, watery stools, often accompanied by cramps, bloating, or nausea.

Sounds like a decent date to me

 

[borro]

Just don’t mention your samurai sword collection, or the dungeon in the basement, and everything will be plain sailing.

 

[Jean Claude Vaaldamme]

Well if your first date was at Hennies, then the second date should be some Sunday evening drag racing at Steve Biko rd PTA.
You can maybe start the day at Boksburg beach

 

[Defiler]

Well if your first date was at Hennies, then the second date should be some Sunday evening drag racing at Steve Biko rd PTA.
You can maybe start the day at Boksburg beach

Boksburg has a beach?! Is that a boot jol and chilling at the water's edge?

 

[Carl_Johnson]

1. Pre-date: Tug that little bad boy till it bleeds! Purge yourself of all that vile sin.
2. For the date: Take her to Spur. That way she knows your'e a baller and that you are serious. (Bonus: Use the toilet often to try and purge that vile sin that might pop up sporadically.)
3. After date: Drop her off at home. Be sure to compliment her often about how much fun you had. Once she is home find your preferred prostitute and empty as much sin as your money will allow in her / him.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

1. Pre-date: Tug that little bad boy till it bleeds! Purge yourself of all that vile sin.
2. For the date: Take her to Spur. That way she knows your'e a baller and that you are serious. (Bonus: Use the toilet often to try and purge that vile sin that might pop up sporadically.)
3. After date: Drop her off at home. Be sure to compliment her often about how much fun you had. Once she is home find your preferred prostitute and empty as much sin as your money will allow in her / him.

I think you're thinking about you and your right hand on date night here...

 

[Carl_Johnson]

I think you're thinking about you and your right hand on date night here...

What would give you that idea?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

What would give you that idea?

That pm you recently sent