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    10 year Exclusivity Contracts for Residential Complexes

    Tell them Ok, but match other ISP offerings and be 20% cheaper on each offer! See how fast they sign. Suspect the'll hop over backwards.
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    FSCA raids Iqbal Survé's offices in a 'fishing expedition'

    Read all one side of this fishy tale in tomorrows Argus and Cape Times.
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    'Hundreds' of young trans people seeking help to return to original sex

    It is an idea, and like fashions, come and go. Some invested heavily in its reality.
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    WATCH | Well, that escalated quickly: Trolleys, baskets fly in Canal Walk mall brawl

    With the colour of the lighting and the incline of the escalator, perhaps they thought it was Lavender Hill.
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    Jokes about various religions

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    Orangutan with human rights to begin new life in Florida

    The only person in Florida not likely to shoot up a school!
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    Probe launched after Durban teacher tells pupils white people 'genetically smarter'

    Albino's may well have a higher average IQ than the rest of us, including the pinky beige light brown types.
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    Outrage over masturbating lessons for six-year-olds at schools in England

    Proof the Left are a real danger to humanity ( and I thought the Right were).....if an uncle or aunt tried to "teach" this to their nephew or niece they would be arrested for being a pervert, yet ok for a teacher..effectively a stranger............Madness!! To quote Pink Floyd.. "Hey teacher...
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    9 killed after construction vehicle overturns on Ou Kaapse Weg

    Sadly, likely a poorly serviced vehicle combined with a little nip of OBs, and poor driving skill, tiredness and overload.....all greatly (except the OBs) assisted by under fair payment.
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    9 killed after construction vehicle overturns on Ou Kaapse Weg

    Sheez! Some real righteous folks here, whom I'm sure pay more than asked by contractors to ensure their staff's welfare in busses or other transport on completion the work done for them!!
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    Messy Clean Up Underway After Massive Cattle Semen Explosion At Aussie Farm

    "They don't know what started the blaze" Cum, cum obviously something was on heat.
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    The universe may be billions of years younger than we thought

    My actually be 6000 years and flat too?? Oh Lord!
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    How to fix hollow core white door

    I have made, hung and repaired doors, door frames from bedside cabinet to wine cellar doors. The pictured H/C is ply covered, and with a little care can be best repaired with +- R 130 worth of body filler and 15 to 30 min of work ready for painting ... done well, and painted properly the...
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    How to fix hollow core white door

    Car Body filler the best way, use one that uses a paste not liquid as the catalyst. Get filler inside then layer up to flush surface.
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    Funny Pictures Thread – No. 6

    She / he/ it /whatever/ forgot about neutered dogs.
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    Shoprite stores close in Joburg as staff protest over 'lazy k*****s' slur

    Are the stores closed or were they too lazy to open?
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    Drunk drivers slammed after two cyclists killed

    Only came across this thread now. It must be really difficult to ride into cyclists whilst drunk, what which them riding single file next to the verge, such a small target and all. . . . suppose I'm now a spandex's target??
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    Gwede Mantashe tells investors to mine “Hazenile” – A made-up mineral from April Fools’ Day

    We've had grade 6 mathematics, now grade 7 chemistry, with grade 8 fiscal policy, and grade 1 governance.
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    Gwede Mantashe promotes hoax mineral to investors

    Government pension fund invested in Hazenile Mining to be in the news shortly.
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    Crisis as SAPS run out of ammunition

    Looking at the heading again, ought it not to read : "waddles out of ammo"