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  1. Flanders

    Stage 2 load-shedding (24 April 2025)

    if (daysSinceLoadshed > 29) { publicAnnouncement(peasants); };
  2. Flanders

    Poweralert Stage 3 (old news)

    Also partly why our fuses are shorter. Only takes a small top up to be gatvol these days.
  3. Flanders

    Eskom turning a corner, and VAT hike cancelled for South Africa

    Turning a corner? Yeah, straight onto Stage 2 Boulevard.
  4. Flanders

    The 'Massive' Gauteng Weather and Storm Warning Thread! The Sequel

    Hmmm. What is this "sun" of which you speak?
  5. Flanders

    Transformer fire cuts power to various parts of Pretoria and Centurion

    We no longer need load shedding. Stickytape and bubblegum operations across the land are starting to ensure that enough areas are down at any given time so as to keep stage 0.
  6. Flanders

    Ramaphosa and Trump agree to meet

    The only pariah here is our phuckwit government. Feels lekker, ne?
  7. Flanders

    Eskom's website suggests the vast majority of solar power systems are illegal

    Dicey Krag-ga Kamma by the look of it. :unsure:
  8. Flanders

    Eskom's website suggests the vast majority of solar power systems are illegal

    You'd think pics like these are of the average residential solar user's connection to the grid with the way these muppets carry on.
  9. Flanders

    Introduce apartheid tax instead of a VAT hike’: EFF

    So why'd black people complain about the laws stacked against them back in the day? Must have been lazy and incompetent I guess.
  10. Flanders

    World Economic Forum says founder Klaus Schwab, 87, steps down from board

    Just like eatink zer animals mit no antennae, zis type of harassment is not zustainable!
  11. Flanders

    Introduce apartheid tax instead of a VAT hike’: EFF

    The only whites-only thing acceptable ever. What a bunch of flared nostril phuckwits.
  12. Flanders

    The 'Massive' Gauteng Weather and Storm Warning Thread! The Sequel

    I love the storms too but to be honest this season has been a bit like England but with crumbling infrastructure.
  13. Flanders

    TV news anchor Aldrin Sampear claims road rage video was edited, denies assault

    Lol, well that escalated quickly. 3 consecutive posts to be exact.
  14. Flanders

    South Africa heading for a financial disaster

    Grinds my gears more every day at the sight of this clown and the sound he makes every time he flaps his apartheid-blaming lips.
  15. Flanders

    Powerful 6.2-magnitude quake hits off Istanbul coast

    They will rebuild.
  16. Flanders

    World Economic Forum says founder Klaus Schwab, 87, steps down from board

    Lizard eye fully exposed while he looks for his human eye disguise contact lens. :p
  17. Flanders

    The 'Massive' Gauteng Weather and Storm Warning Thread! The Sequel

    From Friday there are meant to be a few good consecutive days of sun for a change so you could well be correct. :p
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