‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics — after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition

[backstreetboy]

There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics — after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition

There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.

nypost.com

 

[WAslayer]

Uhm...

Did no one tell them that the floor works for sex, as do taking it from behind doggy style while standing etc....

 

[dualmeister]

Just hang up a picture of Carl Niehaus then ain't nobody getting horny.

 

[Hamster]

This is something an old prude came up with

 

[supersunbird]

Uhm...

Did no one tell them that the floor works for sex, as do taking it from behind doggy style while standing etc....

First thing I thought "how does this stop someone from bending over?"

 

[nightjar]

Sounds a good idea!
Imagine the shock & horror of chatting up an athlete which turns out to have non compatible hardware or plumbing.

 

[Polymathic]

I thought Paris was the city of love.

 

[W@P]

They can literally give them an empty room to stay in. If they are so jags they will fsck each other against the wall, over the bathroom zinc, on the floor, or against the ceiling. If they wanna pomp they gonna pomp.

 

[Gone Fishing]

 

[TheMightyQuin]

I thought Paris was the city of love.

It's haram...

 

[gotaway]

Paris Olympics 2024 Alleged ‘Anti-S**’ Beds Have Nothing To Do With Olympians Intimacy

Despite the label, the Paris 2024 Olympics' so-called 'anti-s*x' beds have nothing to do with preventing intimacy among athletes.

www.essentiallysports.com

Good luck to them with keeping the field athletes (discus / shotput / high jump) comfortable with smaller cardboard beds

 

[1am7h30n3]

Why would anybody want to (try to) stop olympic athletes from having sex with each other?

 

[wbot]

Fake news. I've read about these beds years ago. Nothing to do with anti-sex

The Olympic ‘Anti-Sex’ Cardboard Beds, Explained

Fake news is already spreading through the Olympics.

www.forbes.com

 

[Hemi300c]

So there's going to be complaints and blaming that the beds were k@k and that's why the only gold achieved was a golden shower.

 

[3WA]

I wonder what percent of Olympic athletes were conceived in the Olympic village.

 

[gotaway]

So there's going to be complaints and blaming that the beds were k@k and that's why the only gold achieved was a golden shower.

Might become a wet paper affair

 

[ShaunSA]

Wtf needs a bed?

Apart from missionaries before some bright spark chirps

 

[Clean Green]

I guess we're truly animals if we can't keep it in our pants for a week or two

 

[Sepeng]

Anti-sex bed?
So they took the bed I had all through my teens and 20s?

 

[R13...]

So, the big deterrent is that the beds are too small to slide side by side? Someone doesn't understand the many mechanics of sex and most don't require more than two hand spans of width so a single bed is excess to requirements.