How to get to the true truth
To get to the truth about our murder rate, we should be compared with Mexico. To get to the truth about our justice system, we should be compared with Saudi Arabia. To get to the truth about our climate, we should be compared with Poland. To get to the truth about our foreign policy, we should be compared with Turkey. To get to the truth about our country's stability, we should be compared with Egypt. To get to the truth about murderous gangs, we should be compared with Morocco and Algeria. To get to the truth about our use of helicopters, we shoule be compared to Peru. To get to to the truth about the truth in our statistics, we should be compared with Venezuela.
There's an appropriate measure to manufacture each true truth.